WEBVTT 00:00.600 --> 00:09.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 00:09.033 --> 00:17.466 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 00:17.466 --> 00:25.866 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 00:25.866 --> 00:34.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 00:34.333 --> 00:42.766 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 00:42.766 --> 00:44.266 align:start position:27.5% line:10% size:47.5% -Is he really here? 00:44.266 --> 00:45.766 align:start position:35% line:10% size:32.5% -He is, yeah. 00:45.766 --> 00:48.600 align:start position:12.5% line:10% size:75% -Do you think he got my letter at the North Pole? 00:48.600 --> 00:49.966 align:start position:27.5% line:10% size:45% -Of course he did. 00:49.966 --> 00:52.566 align:start position:32.5% line:10% size:37.5% -Daddy, did you write him a letter? 00:52.566 --> 00:54.566 align:start position:40% line:10% size:20% -Er, no. I didn't, James, no. 00:54.566 --> 00:55.933 align:start position:45% line:10% size:10% -Oh. 00:55.933 --> 00:57.600 align:start position:27.5% line:10% size:45% -Oh, look at that. 00:57.600 --> 01:00.300 align:start position:15% line:10% size:72.5% Haven't they done a wonderful job with the tree this year? 01:00.300 --> 01:02.466 align:start position:22.5% line:10% size:55% -♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out ♪ 01:02.466 --> 01:05.000 align:start position:17.5% line:10% size:67.5% ♪ On the Feast of Stephen ♪ 01:05.000 --> 01:07.366 align:start position:27.5% line:10% size:47.5% ♪ When the snow lay round about ♪ 01:07.366 --> 01:10.533 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% ♪ Deep and crisp and even... ♪ 01:10.533 --> 01:13.233 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Hey, fancy guessing the weight of the turkey, Doc? 01:13.233 --> 01:14.733 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% One pound, two guesses. 01:14.733 --> 01:15.733 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 01:15.733 --> 01:17.066 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -He's very friendly. 01:17.066 --> 01:19.233 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% Turns out turkeys got a lot of personality. 01:19.233 --> 01:21.366 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Mm. Er, make sure you wash your hands. 01:21.366 --> 01:22.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% They're filthy. 01:22.700 --> 01:25.333 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% [ Turkeys gobbling ] 01:25.333 --> 01:27.833 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -♪ Yonder peasant, who is he? ♪ 01:27.833 --> 01:30.333 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Has there always been Christmas? 01:30.333 --> 01:31.600 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Yeah. -Er, no. 01:31.600 --> 01:33.600 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Well, not always always. 01:33.600 --> 01:35.233 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -No, it used to be called the Winter Solstice, 01:35.233 --> 01:36.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% but in the fourth century, 01:36.566 --> 01:39.366 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% Pope Julius chose the 25th of December for Christmas 01:39.366 --> 01:43.033 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% because he wanted to replace the pagan Saturnalia festival. 01:43.033 --> 01:44.700 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -James! 01:44.700 --> 01:46.933 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Jenny! -Hi! 01:46.933 --> 01:48.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Mm, delicious. 01:48.700 --> 01:50.033 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Careful, Doc. 01:50.033 --> 01:52.400 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% Another inch, you're under the mistletoe. 01:52.400 --> 01:54.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Anyone who wanted could lay a smacker on you. 01:54.900 --> 01:57.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -[ Gasps, coughs ] -What? 01:57.466 --> 01:59.666 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% Mrs. Tishell? 01:59.666 --> 02:02.500 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -No, I'm fine, Doc. I'm just fine. 02:04.233 --> 02:06.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% It's so nice to see you here, Doc. 02:06.566 --> 02:08.233 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -How long has this food been outside? 02:08.233 --> 02:09.600 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Only since this morning. 02:09.600 --> 02:12.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -You should wear a hair net. It's unhygienic. 02:12.666 --> 02:14.700 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -♪ Nine ladies dancing ♪ 02:14.700 --> 02:16.033 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% ♪ Eight maids a-milking ♪ 02:16.033 --> 02:17.400 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% ♪ Seven swans a-swimming ♪ 02:17.400 --> 02:18.733 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% ♪ Six geese a-laying ♪ 02:18.733 --> 02:23.566 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% ♪ Five gold rings... ♪ 02:23.566 --> 02:25.700 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -I think that's my favorite song. 02:25.700 --> 02:27.866 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Yeah, as Christmas ones go, it's alright. 02:27.866 --> 02:29.566 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -No, not my favorite Christmas song. 02:29.566 --> 02:31.466 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% My favorite song ever. 02:31.466 --> 02:34.633 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% This guy buys this girl all these amazing gifts. 02:34.633 --> 02:37.666 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% Five gold rings, four calling birds, 02:37.666 --> 02:39.800 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% three French men... 02:39.800 --> 02:42.166 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% It's so romantic. 02:42.166 --> 02:44.166 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -I got you some eggnog. 02:44.166 --> 02:45.833 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Oh, yeah, thanks. 02:47.200 --> 02:49.300 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Happy Christmas! -Oh, hello, James. 02:49.300 --> 02:51.666 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% Ha-ha! Are you here to see Santa? 02:52.700 --> 02:54.466 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% That'll be £10, please, Doc. 02:54.466 --> 02:55.800 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -£10? -Yeah. 02:55.800 --> 02:58.133 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -Oh, it's fine. Thanks. 02:58.133 --> 03:00.000 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Thank you. 03:00.000 --> 03:02.033 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -£10? Really? 03:02.033 --> 03:04.200 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Merry Christmas, Doc. 03:04.200 --> 03:06.300 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -And what do you want for Christmas? 03:06.300 --> 03:09.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% Oh, an actual list. Excellent. 03:09.233 --> 03:10.500 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Ho-ho-ho-ho. -That's it. 03:10.500 --> 03:11.666 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% Here, Laura, look this way. 03:11.666 --> 03:14.000 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10% Aww. -And here's your present. 03:14.000 --> 03:16.133 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% Yeah, don't forget. Merry Christmas. 03:16.133 --> 03:17.800 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 03:17.800 --> 03:19.300 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Ugh, look at him. 03:19.300 --> 03:20.933 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Martin! 03:23.033 --> 03:25.866 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -He keeps scratching. -What, Santa? 03:25.866 --> 03:28.100 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% Well, he's probably just hot under the lights. 03:28.100 --> 03:30.866 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Disgusting. -Oi, Doc, move up. 03:30.866 --> 03:33.533 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Ah, what do we have here? 03:33.533 --> 03:37.733 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% A smartly dressed young man with a very nice tie. 03:37.733 --> 03:39.733 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% Did you tie that yourself? 03:39.733 --> 03:41.333 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% How wonderful. 03:41.333 --> 03:42.900 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% And what do you want for Christmas? 03:42.900 --> 03:45.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -No, don't, Martin. -Excuse me. 03:45.233 --> 03:48.200 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -I'm afraid you'll have to join the queue, big boy. 03:48.200 --> 03:50.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -You keep scratching. Is there something wrong? 03:50.366 --> 03:53.766 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Santa's got a new costume, and the material's a bit itchy. 03:53.766 --> 03:55.966 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% Now, come and tell Santa what you want for Christmas. 03:55.966 --> 03:57.533 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -Uh-uh, no. Don't go any closer. 03:57.533 --> 03:59.533 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% He could be contagious. Let me see. 03:59.533 --> 04:00.866 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -You're being ridiculous. 04:00.866 --> 04:03.366 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Show me, please. 04:03.366 --> 04:05.266 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Doc, you're holding up the line. 04:05.266 --> 04:07.133 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Leave Santa alone. 04:07.133 --> 04:09.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Leave it, Martin. -Excuse me, what's the hold-up? 04:09.466 --> 04:11.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Here, Doc, you're gonna have to come out of there. 04:11.966 --> 04:14.433 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% This man has a potentially infectious disease. 04:14.433 --> 04:17.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% That rash could be shingles, erysipelas, or scabies, 04:17.800 --> 04:19.866 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% a virus, a bacteria or a parasite. 04:19.866 --> 04:21.200 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Do you really want to infect your children? 04:21.200 --> 04:22.300 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% Do you? 04:22.300 --> 04:23.633 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Right, I want you to come with me. 04:23.633 --> 04:25.466 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -Seriously? -Seriously. Come with me. 04:25.466 --> 04:27.000 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% You need to fumigate this place. 04:27.000 --> 04:28.900 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Doc, I think you're overreacting, just a tad. 04:28.900 --> 04:30.200 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Shut it down. Come on. 04:30.200 --> 04:32.066 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Sorry, he does mean well. 04:32.066 --> 04:33.900 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Right, you heard what the doc said. 04:33.900 --> 04:35.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Everybody out. Come on now. 04:35.366 --> 04:37.766 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% Out you go. I'm sorry, no returns. 04:37.766 --> 04:39.166 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% That's what I said, no returns. 04:39.166 --> 04:41.000 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -I'm sorry. Don't be sad. 04:41.000 --> 04:42.833 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% We'll come back next year. 04:42.833 --> 04:45.833 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% There'll be other Santas, other grottos. 04:47.400 --> 04:49.066 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Get on the examination table, please. 04:49.066 --> 04:51.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Take off your boot and roll up your trouser leg. 04:53.433 --> 04:54.966 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% How long have you had this for? 04:54.966 --> 04:56.133 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -A week or so. 04:56.133 --> 04:57.500 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying. 04:57.500 --> 04:59.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% Take that beard off. 05:01.866 --> 05:04.200 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Sighs ] 05:04.200 --> 05:07.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Probably allergic to the material in the costume. 05:07.366 --> 05:09.033 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Do you have a history of allergies? 05:09.033 --> 05:10.233 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 05:10.233 --> 05:12.600 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% Do you have a history of ruining Christmas? 05:12.600 --> 05:14.333 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -I didn't ruin Christmas. 05:14.333 --> 05:17.333 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -All those traumatized children who saw you drag away Santa 05:17.333 --> 05:18.833 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% might well disagree on that. 05:18.833 --> 05:20.866 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -It doesn't look like an allergic reaction to me. 05:20.866 --> 05:24.033 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -I'll do a punch biopsy. -A biopsy? 05:24.033 --> 05:26.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Won't I have to go to hospital for that? 05:26.233 --> 05:27.566 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Er, no. 05:27.566 --> 05:30.200 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% This has a blade which removes a small plug of skin 05:30.200 --> 05:31.566 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% through the epidermis and the dermis, 05:31.566 --> 05:33.066 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% into the subcutaneous fat below. 05:33.066 --> 05:34.500 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% Do you have any other symptoms? 05:34.500 --> 05:37.000 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -At my age, there's always something. 05:37.000 --> 05:40.066 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% Aches and pains, wear and tear. 05:40.066 --> 05:41.566 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% I lost some weight. 05:41.566 --> 05:43.333 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% Stomach's been a bit dodgy. 05:43.333 --> 05:45.266 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% Probably nerves. -Nerves? 05:45.266 --> 05:47.433 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -My job is to bring joy and wonder 05:47.433 --> 05:49.433 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% to the children of Portwenn. 05:49.433 --> 05:51.000 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% I take that seriously. 05:51.000 --> 05:52.400 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Do you suffer from fatigue? 05:52.400 --> 05:53.900 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -I don't suffer, Doc. 05:53.900 --> 05:55.866 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% I enjoy the work. 05:55.866 --> 05:58.866 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% But, yes, it does take a lot out of me, I suppose. 05:58.866 --> 06:00.533 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Right, I'll take a blood sample, 06:00.533 --> 06:02.300 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% check if you're anemic or not. 06:02.300 --> 06:03.600 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Poke away. 06:03.600 --> 06:06.066 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% So long as it lets me get back out there and do my job. 06:06.066 --> 06:08.600 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Er, no, you're not to mix with children, I'm afraid, 06:08.600 --> 06:10.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% until we've discovered if you're infectious or not. 06:10.733 --> 06:12.566 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Sighs ] 06:12.566 --> 06:14.933 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% I've got a big surprise lined up 06:14.933 --> 06:17.100 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% for the village on Christmas Eve. 06:17.100 --> 06:18.933 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% I really don't wanna let folk down. 06:18.933 --> 06:20.166 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -I'm sorry, you're not going anywhere 06:20.166 --> 06:21.500 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% until we have your test results. 06:21.500 --> 06:23.333 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I should have the blood available tomorrow 06:23.333 --> 06:26.166 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% and the biopsy sometime next week. 06:26.166 --> 06:28.266 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Not a fan of Christmas, are you? 06:28.266 --> 06:30.533 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I don't have any feelings about it either way. 06:30.533 --> 06:33.200 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% Doesn't come across my desk. 06:33.200 --> 06:34.533 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Somebody needs to show you 06:34.533 --> 06:37.033 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% the true magic of the season, Doc. 06:37.033 --> 06:38.533 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -I'm sure they do, thank you. 06:38.533 --> 06:40.200 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% And we're finished for now. 06:40.200 --> 06:46.200 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 06:46.200 --> 06:48.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Close the door on your way out, please. 06:53.966 --> 06:59.800 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 06:59.800 --> 07:01.466 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -How are you? 07:01.466 --> 07:04.433 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Is Santa angry at us? 07:04.433 --> 07:06.933 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -No, of course not. 07:06.933 --> 07:10.033 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -I didn't get to meet him. 07:10.033 --> 07:11.766 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -I'm sorry. 07:11.766 --> 07:15.300 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% It's such a shame. 07:15.300 --> 07:16.833 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% Here, come sit down. 07:20.200 --> 07:22.166 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% Aw... 07:22.166 --> 07:24.700 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% You know, when I was your age, 07:24.700 --> 07:27.266 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% Portwenn used to have a lantern parade on Christmas Eve, 07:27.266 --> 07:29.066 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% and it was so lovely. 07:29.066 --> 07:31.200 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% All these lights would be coming down the hill, 07:31.200 --> 07:33.300 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% with Santa Claus at the front. 07:33.300 --> 07:36.300 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -Can we do that? 07:36.300 --> 07:41.600 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Well, no, 'cause someone would need to arrange and organize it. 07:41.600 --> 07:44.200 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -You could. -Oh, I didn't mean me. 07:44.200 --> 07:47.333 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -And I could get to meet Santa. 07:47.333 --> 07:51.566 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -Well, yeah, you could, but it's Christmas Eve tomorrow, so... 07:51.566 --> 07:52.966 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Please? 07:54.566 --> 07:57.000 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -So I suppose I'd better get a move on, right? 07:57.000 --> 07:58.266 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 08:02.333 --> 08:04.533 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Tomorrow? That's short notice. 08:04.533 --> 08:07.766 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I just want James to have a Christmas he won't forget. 08:07.766 --> 08:11.133 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% You know, I have all these happy memories of it as a child. 08:11.133 --> 08:13.800 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% You know, the parade and the lights. 08:13.800 --> 08:15.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% And I still remember the little red bike 08:15.366 --> 08:17.300 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% my father gave me when I was four. 08:17.300 --> 08:18.866 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Yes, probably stolen. 08:18.866 --> 08:19.900 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Martin! 08:19.900 --> 08:22.266 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Telephone ringing ] 08:26.633 --> 08:28.600 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Ellingham. 08:28.600 --> 08:30.533 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes. 08:30.533 --> 08:32.033 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% I am. 08:32.033 --> 08:34.933 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% [ Somber music plays ] 08:34.933 --> 08:37.200 align:start position:47.5% line:84.67% size:7.5% Ah. 08:37.200 --> 08:38.766 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% I see. 08:40.033 --> 08:42.333 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% Right. 08:42.333 --> 08:45.166 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% And when would that be? 08:45.166 --> 08:46.966 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes. 08:46.966 --> 08:49.300 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% I see. 08:49.300 --> 08:51.033 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% Thank you. 08:53.033 --> 08:55.766 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Everything okay? 08:55.766 --> 09:00.100 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Er, that was the, er, London Royal Hospital. 09:00.100 --> 09:03.600 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% My mother died of a heart attack at 11 o'clock this morning. 09:05.566 --> 09:09.733 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Oh, Martin... 09:09.733 --> 09:11.566 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% I'm so sorry. 09:14.300 --> 09:17.466 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -I should tell Ruth, I suppose. 09:17.466 --> 09:19.300 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% After lunch, maybe. 09:22.766 --> 09:24.100 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Come here. 09:24.100 --> 09:30.766 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 09:30.766 --> 09:32.966 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -It's...I don't want the fish to get dry. 09:33.866 --> 09:35.866 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% [ Birds calling ] 09:38.866 --> 09:41.200 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -There goes the Grinch. [ Girls laughing ] 09:41.200 --> 09:43.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -Thanks for ruining Christmas. 09:43.200 --> 09:44.233 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Tosser. -Tosser. 09:44.233 --> 09:45.733 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Tosser. [ Laughs ] 09:45.733 --> 09:50.066 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 09:50.066 --> 09:51.766 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Knocking ] 09:55.433 --> 09:57.133 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Hello, Martin. 09:57.133 --> 09:58.600 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% Come in. -Thank you. 09:58.600 --> 10:00.900 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -You'll have to forgive me. 10:00.900 --> 10:03.933 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% I'm experimenting with eggnog. 10:05.800 --> 10:07.800 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% What is it? 10:07.800 --> 10:10.300 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Er, my mother suffered a heart attack this morning 10:10.300 --> 10:12.066 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% and died. 10:12.066 --> 10:14.400 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Oh, dear. 10:14.400 --> 10:16.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I'm sorry to hear that. -Mm. 10:16.900 --> 10:18.400 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Erm... 10:18.400 --> 10:20.366 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% Oh, when will the funeral be? 10:20.366 --> 10:24.200 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Sometime between Christmas and the new year. 10:24.200 --> 10:27.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -May I ask how you're feeling? 10:27.200 --> 10:28.700 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Erm, I'm f-- I'm fine. 10:28.700 --> 10:30.300 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% We weren't very close. 10:30.300 --> 10:32.033 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -She was your mother. 10:32.033 --> 10:34.066 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -She stole my clock. 10:34.066 --> 10:37.733 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Don't be too hard on yourself, Martin. 10:37.733 --> 10:40.600 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Grief has a way of stealing up on us all, 10:40.600 --> 10:42.933 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% even when we think we're free of it. 10:42.933 --> 10:45.266 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Honestly, I'm fine. [ Clears throat ] 10:45.266 --> 10:47.600 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Poor Margaret. 10:47.600 --> 10:49.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% I always hoped that she'd become 10:49.266 --> 10:53.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% the mother that you deserved, but... 10:53.266 --> 10:56.266 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% Oh, well, I won't speak ill of the dead. 10:57.733 --> 11:00.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% She was an awful woman and a terrible mother. 11:00.900 --> 11:03.333 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -I thought you weren't going to speak ill. 11:03.333 --> 11:05.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -I was being polite. 11:06.066 --> 11:12.133 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 11:12.133 --> 11:13.633 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -How much? 11:13.633 --> 11:15.900 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% [ Scoffs ] No, but seriously. 11:16.966 --> 11:20.466 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Look, I know it's short notice, but... 11:20.466 --> 11:23.766 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% I'm gonna have to call you back. 11:23.766 --> 11:26.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Hello, Louisa. What can I do for you? 11:26.266 --> 11:29.933 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Joe, you've, er, got a little something on your face. 11:29.933 --> 11:33.433 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -It's for, erm, undercover work. 11:33.433 --> 11:35.433 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Well, I'm here because I'd like to organize 11:35.433 --> 11:36.933 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% a lantern parade for tomorrow. 11:36.933 --> 11:38.133 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -A lantern parade? 11:38.133 --> 11:40.066 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% Haven't had one of those for years. 11:40.066 --> 11:42.566 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Unfortunately, from a police standpoint, 11:42.566 --> 11:44.333 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% tomorrow is just not possible. 11:44.333 --> 11:47.266 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Oh... Well, that's a shame. 11:47.266 --> 11:51.100 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% Because I was gonna ask you to be Santa and lead the parade. 11:51.100 --> 11:54.566 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Well, when I say not possible, I mean not... 11:54.566 --> 11:56.600 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% not possible. 11:56.600 --> 11:58.633 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -So, it -- it is possible? 11:58.633 --> 12:00.300 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -I'm here to help. 12:00.300 --> 12:01.966 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% What do we need? -Well, we need lanterns. 12:01.966 --> 12:03.466 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% About 40 or 50. -No problem. 12:03.466 --> 12:04.633 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% I'll talk to Bert. -Great. 12:04.633 --> 12:06.633 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% And can you spread the word? 12:06.633 --> 12:08.100 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Just to confirm, 12:08.100 --> 12:11.033 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% I shall be playing Santa Claus and leading the parade? 12:11.033 --> 12:13.833 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Yeah. -Wonderful. 12:13.833 --> 12:15.533 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% You know, between you and me, 12:15.533 --> 12:18.800 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% it's not really for undercover work. 12:18.800 --> 12:20.133 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -I know. 12:20.133 --> 12:21.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% I can see your costume hanging up in the back. 12:21.966 --> 12:23.633 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Ha, very good. 12:23.633 --> 12:25.433 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% You should be a policeman. 12:25.733 --> 12:28.233 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -[ Humming "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" ] 12:28.233 --> 12:33.633 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 12:33.633 --> 12:39.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 12:39.033 --> 12:41.200 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% [ Choking ] 12:41.200 --> 12:46.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 12:46.500 --> 12:49.133 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Mrs. Tishell, I've come to pick up my medical supplies 12:49.133 --> 12:50.466 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% for the holiday period. 12:50.466 --> 12:51.966 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -[ Muffled cries ] 12:51.966 --> 12:53.800 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -What are you doing? 12:53.800 --> 12:55.200 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% Mrs. Tishell? 12:55.200 --> 12:56.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% You're choking. 12:56.700 --> 12:58.400 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% Turn 'round. 12:58.400 --> 13:05.900 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 13:05.900 --> 13:09.233 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Got it? -[ Groans ] Oh! Oh! 13:09.233 --> 13:11.066 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Right, just let go. -Oh, thank you, Doctor. 13:11.066 --> 13:12.733 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Let go. Let go of my arms. 13:12.733 --> 13:15.733 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Thank you, Doctor. It went down the wrong way. 13:15.733 --> 13:17.700 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% [ Gulps, sighs ] 13:17.700 --> 13:19.133 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -You were choking before, as well. 13:19.133 --> 13:22.166 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Well, I do need to take more care in future. 13:22.166 --> 13:23.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Why is your voice hoarse? 13:23.566 --> 13:25.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -'Cause I was singing carols yesterday. 13:25.566 --> 13:27.600 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% You saved my life, Doctor. 13:27.600 --> 13:30.433 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Come here into the light. -Oh! 13:30.433 --> 13:31.866 align:start position:47.5% line:84.67% size:7.5% Mm. 13:31.866 --> 13:35.700 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% Mm, mm, mm! [ Laughing ] 13:35.700 --> 13:37.133 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -No, no, no! 13:37.133 --> 13:38.966 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -But, the mistletoe! -No! 13:38.966 --> 13:40.833 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% No, I'll come and collect my supplies later. 13:40.833 --> 13:43.666 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -I'm sorry, Doc! I -- I had to. 13:43.666 --> 13:46.266 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% 'Cause this might be my last... 13:46.266 --> 13:47.933 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% my last Christmas. 13:51.766 --> 13:53.400 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -There you go, John. -Cheers, Bert. 13:53.400 --> 13:55.733 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Merry Christmas. 13:55.733 --> 13:59.933 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -I know the doc has a job to do, but so do I. 13:59.933 --> 14:01.800 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% And it's not fair, you know? 14:01.800 --> 14:03.133 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% It's just not fair. 14:03.133 --> 14:05.733 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Yes, we know. You keep on saying, Leonard. 14:05.733 --> 14:08.066 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Sorry. Don't mean to go on about it. 14:08.066 --> 14:09.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -It's alright. 14:09.700 --> 14:12.033 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% If you can't go to your local for a drink and a moan, 14:12.033 --> 14:13.433 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% where can you go? 14:13.433 --> 14:15.100 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% It's good to see you in here again. 14:15.100 --> 14:16.266 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% It's been a while. 14:16.266 --> 14:18.733 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -It's the children I feel sorry for. 14:18.733 --> 14:21.800 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% It's a bit of magic in their lives. 14:21.800 --> 14:24.566 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% Takes me months to make these. 14:24.566 --> 14:27.400 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% I don't blame the doc. 14:27.400 --> 14:30.000 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% No, he's to be pitied. 14:30.000 --> 14:32.466 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% He just... 14:32.466 --> 14:34.766 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% He just doesn't get it. 14:34.766 --> 14:37.933 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% But don't worry, Santa isn't done yet. 14:38.933 --> 14:40.366 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -Oh! 14:40.366 --> 14:42.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -I think Santa's done for the day at least. 14:42.700 --> 14:45.233 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Best go home and sleep it off, eh? 14:45.233 --> 14:46.733 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% This isn't like you. 14:46.733 --> 14:48.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -Do you need me to call you a taxi? 14:48.366 --> 14:50.400 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -No, it's okay. 14:50.400 --> 14:52.733 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% I've got a sleigh. 14:52.733 --> 14:55.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Sorry, she kissed you? -Yeah. 14:55.900 --> 14:57.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -On the cheek or...? 14:57.000 --> 14:58.333 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -No, no, no. On the... 14:58.333 --> 14:59.500 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% smack on the mouth. 14:59.500 --> 15:01.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Maybe she was aiming for the cheek. 15:01.033 --> 15:03.433 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -No, she wasn't. It was quite shocking. 15:03.433 --> 15:05.866 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% And there was this peculiar metallic tang, 15:05.866 --> 15:07.366 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% which didn't make it any better. 15:07.366 --> 15:09.566 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I'm not sure I wanna know all the details now, thank you. 15:09.566 --> 15:11.566 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Oh, I don't blame you. 15:11.566 --> 15:13.266 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Did she say why she did it? 15:13.266 --> 15:14.766 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Something about mistletoe. 15:14.766 --> 15:16.433 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% [ Footsteps ] 15:16.433 --> 15:19.100 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -I've brushed my teeth and I'm ready for bed. 15:19.100 --> 15:21.100 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Oh, would you like me to come and read to you? 15:21.100 --> 15:23.033 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10% -No. -It's the new one. 15:23.033 --> 15:24.433 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -I said no! 15:24.433 --> 15:27.100 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -James, you don't raise your voice to your father. 15:27.100 --> 15:28.800 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% [ Clattering ] -What is that? 15:28.800 --> 15:30.900 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Oh, my God! 15:30.900 --> 15:32.733 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% [ Banging ] 15:32.733 --> 15:35.000 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% It's coming from upstairs. -It's on the roof. 15:35.000 --> 15:36.666 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -It's Santa Claus! 15:36.666 --> 15:38.266 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -Don't be ridiculous. 15:40.433 --> 15:43.500 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Ho-ho-ho! 15:43.500 --> 15:46.000 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -What are you doing up there?! 15:46.000 --> 15:49.500 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I'm showing you the magic of Christmas. 15:49.500 --> 15:51.300 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Well, get down, right now. 15:51.300 --> 15:53.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Ho-ho-ho-ho! 15:53.833 --> 15:56.300 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -What's going on? I saw the commotion from The Platt. 15:56.300 --> 15:57.500 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% Wait, is that...? 15:57.500 --> 15:59.200 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -It's Santa Claus. 15:59.200 --> 16:01.133 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Well, maybe to the untrained eye. 16:01.133 --> 16:02.833 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -You need to get up there and get that man down. 16:02.833 --> 16:05.500 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% He is drunk. He's a danger to himself and my property. 16:05.500 --> 16:06.500 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% Follow me. 16:06.500 --> 16:10.033 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Please don't hurt Santa. 16:10.033 --> 16:13.033 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Ho-ho-ho-ho! 16:13.033 --> 16:21.366 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 16:21.366 --> 16:23.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Alright, Leonard? 16:23.533 --> 16:25.700 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -That's not my name. 16:25.700 --> 16:27.866 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Alright...Santa? 16:27.866 --> 16:31.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Why don't you just come over here, nice and slowly? 16:31.966 --> 16:33.433 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Is he coming? 16:33.433 --> 16:36.600 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -That man needs to learn the true meaning of Christmas. 16:36.600 --> 16:39.866 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Oh, he just wants to teach you the true meaning of Christmas. 16:39.866 --> 16:42.433 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -No, get back up there. Go and get him. 16:42.433 --> 16:44.100 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Okay, okay. 16:44.100 --> 16:46.600 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% Ah, ah... 16:46.600 --> 16:48.733 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Breathing heavily ] 16:50.600 --> 16:52.500 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% Ah... Well... 16:52.500 --> 16:56.300 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Unless the true meaning of Christmas 16:56.300 --> 17:01.066 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% is that he's gonna get his chimney blocked, I suggest... 17:01.066 --> 17:04.133 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% Oh, that's a big drop. 17:04.133 --> 17:06.133 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% It could... 17:06.133 --> 17:08.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% It could make you feel a bit, a bit... 17:08.666 --> 17:11.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Shouting ] 17:11.833 --> 17:13.500 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% Don't let go, Leonard! 17:13.500 --> 17:14.966 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -That's not my name. 17:14.966 --> 17:17.300 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Santa! Don't let go, Santa! 17:17.300 --> 17:18.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -I won't. 17:18.866 --> 17:20.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -Oh, God. 17:20.866 --> 17:23.733 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Oh, oh, oh... 17:23.733 --> 17:25.900 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Whoops! -Oh, don't say whoops! 17:25.900 --> 17:27.733 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% Aah! Oh! 17:29.700 --> 17:31.900 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Thanks, Doc. It wasn't me. 17:31.900 --> 17:35.066 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% It was just... everything started moving. 17:35.066 --> 17:37.366 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% I went dizzy. -It's vertigo. 17:37.366 --> 17:39.300 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% And you're drunk and a disgrace. 17:39.300 --> 17:41.966 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% Come down. -Merry Christmas, Doc. 17:46.333 --> 17:47.866 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -What on Earth were you thinking of? 17:47.866 --> 17:49.233 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Sorry, Doc. 17:49.233 --> 17:52.566 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% I suppose I get a bit emotional this time of the year. 17:52.566 --> 17:56.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% I had a few drinks. Normally don't touch the stuff. 17:56.233 --> 17:58.200 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -A few drinks? You're drunk. 17:58.200 --> 18:00.000 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -It was only two. -Really? 18:00.000 --> 18:02.000 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Well, you must have a very low tolerance for alcohol. 18:02.000 --> 18:03.466 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% I suggest you keep avoiding it. 18:03.466 --> 18:05.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% That was incredibly irresponsible. 18:05.233 --> 18:07.400 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% The harm you could've done yourself or Penhale. 18:07.400 --> 18:09.133 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% Not to mention my family. 18:09.133 --> 18:11.166 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -Lucky I was there to save you. 18:11.166 --> 18:14.100 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Right, come on, I'll drive you home. 18:16.366 --> 18:19.033 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -At least your son got to see Santa. 18:19.033 --> 18:21.033 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -Yes, if he'd been really lucky, he'd have seen Santa 18:21.033 --> 18:23.400 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% fall off the roof and break his neck. 18:23.400 --> 18:28.433 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 18:28.433 --> 18:29.766 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% James? 18:29.766 --> 18:37.633 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 18:37.633 --> 18:45.466 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 18:45.466 --> 18:53.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 18:53.333 --> 18:55.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Look what Santa brought... 18:55.866 --> 19:01.700 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 19:01.700 --> 19:07.566 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 19:07.566 --> 19:09.533 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% Hello? 19:09.633 --> 19:10.800 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% Hello? 19:10.800 --> 19:12.833 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% [ Dog barking ] 19:13.966 --> 19:19.200 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% [ Dog barking ] 19:19.200 --> 19:20.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -No. Ow! 19:20.866 --> 19:22.866 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% Out, out, out! 19:22.866 --> 19:25.433 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Why is it in here? -I wonder what's wrong. 19:25.433 --> 19:27.233 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -It's a dog. That's what's wrong. 19:27.233 --> 19:28.766 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% It's always barking. 19:28.766 --> 19:30.533 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% No, it's not always barking. 19:30.533 --> 19:32.833 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% And it's never at this time in the morning. 19:36.000 --> 19:38.266 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Martin! -Yes? 19:38.266 --> 19:39.600 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -James is gone! 19:39.600 --> 19:40.766 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -What? Where? 19:40.766 --> 19:42.133 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -I don't know, but he's left this note. 19:42.133 --> 19:44.466 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% It says he's gone to the North Pole. 19:44.466 --> 19:46.500 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Oh, James is a smart, sensible boy. 19:46.500 --> 19:47.500 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% He wouldn't do that. 19:47.500 --> 19:48.833 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Yet, he's not in his room, 19:48.833 --> 19:51.133 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% and you're literally holding a note saying he's gone. 19:51.133 --> 19:53.233 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Alright, I'll get dressed, and we'll go and find him. 19:53.233 --> 19:54.933 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Yeah, maybe he's just hiding in the house somewhere. 19:54.933 --> 19:57.066 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% James, James! Come on, hurry up. 19:57.066 --> 19:59.000 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% James! 19:59.000 --> 20:00.766 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% He's never done anything like this before. 20:00.766 --> 20:02.400 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -I think it's cause his head has been filled 20:02.400 --> 20:04.566 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% with all this Father Christmas stuff. 20:04.566 --> 20:06.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Well, you're the one who practically dragged Santa 20:06.833 --> 20:09.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% out the grotto, then shouted at him yesterday. 20:09.266 --> 20:11.400 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Well, he was on our roof. 20:11.400 --> 20:13.033 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -But James doesn't get that. He just... 20:13.033 --> 20:14.966 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% He just sees you ruining Christmas. 20:14.966 --> 20:16.666 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -I'm not ruining Christmas. 20:16.666 --> 20:19.400 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Is it so bad that he might enjoy it? 20:19.400 --> 20:22.266 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% Even you must have some happy memories of it as a child. 20:22.266 --> 20:23.600 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -No, I don't. [ Cellphone ringing ] 20:23.600 --> 20:25.100 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Well, isn't that a good reason to make sure 20:25.100 --> 20:28.033 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% that James and Mary do? 20:28.033 --> 20:30.300 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% -Ruth? 20:30.300 --> 20:32.200 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes. 20:32.200 --> 20:33.766 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% We're on our way. She's got him. 20:33.766 --> 20:36.200 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% She's giving him breakfast. -Oh, thank goodness. 20:36.200 --> 20:38.366 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% Right, but I'll pick him up. 20:38.366 --> 20:40.466 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% I'm sorry, Martin, it's just that under the circumstances, 20:40.466 --> 20:43.266 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% I think it's better that I go there alone. 20:43.266 --> 20:44.600 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Right. 20:47.200 --> 20:49.166 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% [ Barking ] 20:50.800 --> 20:52.300 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% Shut up. 20:52.300 --> 20:57.800 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 20:57.800 --> 21:03.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 21:03.333 --> 21:05.166 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Oh, good morning, Doc. 21:05.166 --> 21:07.233 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% Oh, you're all wet. 21:07.233 --> 21:09.900 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -I want to talk about yesterday. 21:09.900 --> 21:12.033 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry. 21:12.033 --> 21:14.966 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Erm, I know it was unprofessional 21:14.966 --> 21:17.433 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% and that you're probably very angry. 21:17.433 --> 21:19.100 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% Unless you're not... 21:19.100 --> 21:21.200 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% and you want to suggest that we elope together, 21:21.200 --> 21:25.200 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% slipping away into the night... -No. No. No! 21:25.200 --> 21:27.866 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% When you forced your mouth against mine yesterday, 21:27.866 --> 21:29.700 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% I noticed a strong acidic taste. 21:29.700 --> 21:31.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% And yesterday, I saw you choke twice, 21:31.266 --> 21:32.600 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% on two different occasions. 21:32.600 --> 21:34.133 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% Also, your voice is very hoarse. 21:34.133 --> 21:36.633 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Well, that's 'cause I've been singing carols. 21:36.633 --> 21:39.566 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% And I am sorry, but I have to close for lunch. 21:39.566 --> 21:41.966 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -It's 8:15 in the morning. 21:41.966 --> 21:43.300 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Well, I'm... 21:43.300 --> 21:44.633 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% I'm not ill, Doctor. 21:44.633 --> 21:46.166 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Do you get a sensation like there's a lump 21:46.166 --> 21:47.500 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% in your throat when you swallow? 21:47.500 --> 21:48.966 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 21:48.966 --> 21:53.300 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% No, because that would be very worrying if I thought that... 21:53.300 --> 21:54.966 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes. 21:54.966 --> 21:57.400 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% You can read me like a book, Doctor. 21:57.400 --> 21:59.566 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Hmm. Let me take a look. 22:01.800 --> 22:04.033 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Ohh. [ Breathing heavily ] 22:06.566 --> 22:08.900 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% I first noticed it a couple of weeks ago. 22:08.900 --> 22:11.000 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% I feel something every time I swallow. 22:11.000 --> 22:14.133 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% An enlarged lymph node. 22:14.133 --> 22:16.166 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% I know what that means, Doctor. -Stop talking. 22:16.166 --> 22:18.300 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Open your mouth and tilt your head back. 22:18.300 --> 22:19.966 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Don't try to kiss me. 22:21.600 --> 22:22.600 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Ahh. -Swallow. 22:22.600 --> 22:23.766 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Gulps ] 22:23.766 --> 22:25.066 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Yes. -Urp! 22:25.066 --> 22:26.133 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% You have GORD. 22:26.133 --> 22:28.133 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% Gastroesophageal reflux disease. 22:28.133 --> 22:29.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% I'll prescribe you some omeprazole, 22:29.466 --> 22:30.800 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% but we should keep an eye on it. 22:30.800 --> 22:32.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Chronic inflammation of the esophagus over time 22:32.700 --> 22:36.700 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% could lead to more serious complications and damage. 22:36.700 --> 22:40.633 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -What, so, basically... 22:40.633 --> 22:42.133 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% heartburn? 22:42.133 --> 22:44.466 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Yes. -I'm not dying? 22:44.466 --> 22:46.466 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -No, not yet. Hold still. 22:50.266 --> 22:52.600 align:start position:47.5% line:79.33% size:7.5% Mm. Normal movement. 22:52.600 --> 22:54.733 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% Your prolapsed disk must have healed. 22:54.733 --> 22:56.633 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% You don't need to wear the neck brace anymore. 22:56.633 --> 22:59.000 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Oh, I-I-I think just to be on the safe side... 22:59.000 --> 23:01.500 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -There is no safe side. You just don't need to. 23:01.500 --> 23:03.833 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Maybe just pop it back on for a few minutes. 23:03.833 --> 23:05.666 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% Not more, I... 23:05.666 --> 23:07.166 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -If you have an issue with taking it off, 23:07.166 --> 23:09.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% then I can refer you to a clinical psychologist 23:09.133 --> 23:10.900 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% if you like. 23:10.900 --> 23:12.233 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 23:12.233 --> 23:14.733 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% There's no need for that. 23:14.733 --> 23:17.600 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% Consider it gone. 23:17.600 --> 23:20.100 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% And thank you, Doctor, for your infinite patience 23:20.100 --> 23:21.466 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% and understanding. 23:21.466 --> 23:22.966 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 23:22.966 --> 23:29.733 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 23:29.733 --> 23:36.533 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 23:36.533 --> 23:43.300 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 23:43.300 --> 23:45.633 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% Medical supplies, please. 23:45.633 --> 23:47.133 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Yes, Doctor. 23:51.366 --> 23:52.866 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Thank you. 23:52.866 --> 23:58.233 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 23:58.233 --> 24:00.466 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -I was just coming back from the newsagents 24:00.466 --> 24:02.900 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% and I saw him strolling down the street. 24:02.900 --> 24:05.233 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% I managed to persuade him to have some breakfast 24:05.233 --> 24:09.100 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% before he continued his journey to the North Pole. 24:13.466 --> 24:17.300 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -What you did was very wrong, James. 24:17.300 --> 24:20.133 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% You can't just go walking off like that. 24:20.133 --> 24:22.400 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Mummy and Daddy were very worried. 24:22.400 --> 24:26.400 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -...with a good chance of some  snow on the higher ground. 24:26.400 --> 24:28.933 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -It says it might snow. 24:28.933 --> 24:31.466 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% See, you won't need to go to the North Pole now, will you? 24:31.466 --> 24:34.100 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -Doesn't matter. I hate Christmas. 24:34.100 --> 24:35.766 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -He's just like his father. 24:35.766 --> 24:37.266 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Well, no. No, he's not, Ruth. 24:37.266 --> 24:39.600 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% Because, actually, Daddy is very much looking forward 24:39.600 --> 24:42.100 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% to seeing Santa at the parade tonight as well. 24:42.100 --> 24:44.433 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Really? -Of course. 24:44.433 --> 24:46.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% So, why don't you go and clean up your bowl 24:46.033 --> 24:47.533 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% and we'll get on home? 24:47.533 --> 24:56.266 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 24:56.266 --> 25:05.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 25:05.033 --> 25:07.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% [ Chickens clucking ] -[ Screams ] 25:08.300 --> 25:09.966 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% Aah! [ Sobs ] 25:09.966 --> 25:16.066 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 25:16.066 --> 25:17.900 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -Be honest, Doc, how bad is it? 25:17.900 --> 25:19.766 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -It's just a few minor scratches. 25:19.766 --> 25:21.100 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -Oh, God. 25:21.100 --> 25:23.300 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% I've probably caught all kinds of horrible diseases. 25:23.300 --> 25:24.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Diseases from birds are usually spread 25:24.833 --> 25:26.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% by inhaling the dust from their droppings. 25:26.500 --> 25:27.900 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% The worst a scratch will do will give you 25:27.900 --> 25:29.500 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% a mild superficial infection. 25:29.500 --> 25:31.166 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Did you just say super-infection? 25:31.166 --> 25:32.733 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -No, I said superficial infection. 25:32.733 --> 25:34.766 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% This is hardly the emergency you said it was. 25:34.766 --> 25:36.133 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -Hello, hello, hel-- 25:36.133 --> 25:37.300 align:start position:47.5% line:84.67% size:7.5% Oh. 25:37.300 --> 25:39.900 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% Doc, what are you doing here? What's happened? 25:39.900 --> 25:42.466 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Some psycho left birds in a box to attack me. 25:42.466 --> 25:44.066 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -They didn't attack you. They scratched you. 25:44.066 --> 25:45.466 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Yeah. Doc's right. 25:45.466 --> 25:47.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Bit soon to be using inflammatory language 25:47.366 --> 25:48.733 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% like psycho. 25:48.733 --> 25:51.700 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% Maybe someone just wanted to give you a gift. 25:51.700 --> 25:53.433 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -What, a gift of three chickens? 25:53.433 --> 25:54.900 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% And then there's the note. 25:54.900 --> 25:56.233 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% "This is only the beginning." 25:56.233 --> 25:57.900 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% That's a threat if ever I heard one. 25:57.900 --> 25:59.766 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Bye. -Er, no. Wait up, Doc. 25:59.766 --> 26:01.766 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% Er, Louisa asked me to look after the kids. 26:01.766 --> 26:03.366 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% I'll be safer there. 26:03.366 --> 26:04.866 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Joe, deal with those. 26:04.866 --> 26:06.900 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Chickens clucking ] 26:09.633 --> 26:11.933 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10% -Oh! Good morning! 26:11.933 --> 26:13.433 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Oh, hello, Agatha. 26:13.433 --> 26:16.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% I'm afraid the surgery isn't open till after Christmas now. 26:16.566 --> 26:18.800 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -Oh, no, I've come to see you. 26:18.800 --> 26:20.933 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% Official Parish Council business. 26:20.933 --> 26:22.300 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -Oh, right. Okay. 26:22.300 --> 26:24.266 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% Of course. Erm... 26:24.266 --> 26:27.833 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -She does realize that that turkey is gonna end up 26:27.833 --> 26:29.933 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% on someone's dinner table? 26:29.933 --> 26:32.266 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Yeah, of course she does. -Who's a good boy? 26:32.266 --> 26:33.366 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% Yeah, you are. 26:33.366 --> 26:35.100 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -You know, I've made almost as much 26:35.100 --> 26:36.700 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% from selling guess-the-weight raffle tickets 26:36.700 --> 26:38.966 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% than I have had from selling food these past few days. 26:38.966 --> 26:41.233 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -The great thing is, the chances of someone 26:41.233 --> 26:44.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% actually guessing the weight of that bird are close to zero. 26:44.566 --> 26:45.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% Oh, dear. 26:45.866 --> 26:48.666 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% It's a shame that Christmas comes but once a year. 26:48.666 --> 26:51.300 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Here we go. -Pop it over there. 26:51.300 --> 26:55.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -I got some battery lanterns, candle ones, 26:55.566 --> 26:57.733 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% and some of those fancy sky ones. 26:57.733 --> 27:00.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Here, were they expensive? 27:00.566 --> 27:03.066 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -It doesn't matter, Bert. It's Christmas. 27:03.066 --> 27:05.033 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% We're not gonna charge for them. 27:05.033 --> 27:06.866 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Oh, no, of course not. 27:08.433 --> 27:10.533 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Gobbling ] 27:12.000 --> 27:15.033 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Sorry, Agatha, we had a little bit of an incident here today. 27:15.033 --> 27:17.700 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Oh. [ Chuckles ] 27:17.700 --> 27:20.333 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -Would you like some tea? -Oh, no, thank you. 27:20.333 --> 27:23.133 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% I understand you're planning a lantern parade this evening? 27:23.133 --> 27:25.033 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:12.5% -Yes. Well, it's a bit last-minute, 27:25.033 --> 27:27.866 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% but it's all coming together, touch wood. 27:27.866 --> 27:29.700 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -[ Laughs ] How wonderful. 27:29.700 --> 27:31.133 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% Although, you know the rules. 27:31.133 --> 27:33.133 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% You haven't lodged your event notification form 27:33.133 --> 27:35.300 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% with the council 60 days prior to the event 27:35.300 --> 27:36.800 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% and had it ratified. 27:36.800 --> 27:38.933 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10% -No. I thought as it's just 27:38.933 --> 27:40.933 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% a few people walking down the street... 27:40.933 --> 27:43.666 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -[ Scoffs ] "A few people walking down the street" 27:43.666 --> 27:45.866 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% is a bit like saying a rock concert 27:45.866 --> 27:48.700 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% is a few people in a field. 27:51.000 --> 27:54.000 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Agatha, James is really looking forward to this. 27:54.000 --> 27:55.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% I know the village feels the same. 27:55.400 --> 27:58.900 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% And it really will just be a few people with lanterns... 27:58.900 --> 28:01.200 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Hi, guys. 28:01.200 --> 28:03.500 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Martin, this is Agatha. She's from the Parish Council. 28:03.500 --> 28:04.833 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Doctor Ellingham. -Yes. 28:04.833 --> 28:07.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Apologies if I look a little flustered. 28:07.033 --> 28:09.266 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I've just been attacked by some birds. 28:09.266 --> 28:10.733 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Oh, my. -It was nothing. 28:10.733 --> 28:13.233 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Oh, sure. "Lose one eye, get another." 28:13.233 --> 28:15.066 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -That must have been horrible. 28:15.066 --> 28:17.166 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Those awful things with their mean little beaks 28:17.166 --> 28:18.666 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% and lifeless black eyes. 28:18.666 --> 28:21.766 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -I know! -Thankfully, Janice survived. 28:21.766 --> 28:24.600 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% I know she's really looking forward to the parade as well. 28:24.600 --> 28:26.500 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Oh, I'm not really that bothered... 28:26.500 --> 28:29.233 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% But, yes, very much so. 28:29.233 --> 28:31.633 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Janice, can you check on Mary, please? 28:31.633 --> 28:32.966 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 28:37.166 --> 28:38.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Is there any way we can get the event 28:38.833 --> 28:41.166 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% signed off by this evening? 28:41.166 --> 28:43.033 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -This isn't about paperwork. 28:43.033 --> 28:45.033 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% This is about the safety of the village 28:45.033 --> 28:48.100 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% during the most dangerous time of the year. 28:48.100 --> 28:50.433 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Well, I'm not sure Christmas is that dangerous. 28:50.433 --> 28:51.933 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Oh, really? 28:51.933 --> 28:53.266 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% Overeating. 28:53.266 --> 28:55.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% People drinking too much alcohol. 28:55.366 --> 28:57.133 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Suppose there is a little bit of that, yeah. 28:57.133 --> 28:59.033 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Then there's injuries from putting up decorations, 28:59.033 --> 29:00.533 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% injuries from taking them down, 29:00.533 --> 29:01.866 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% candles, fires, 29:01.866 --> 29:03.466 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% indigestion. 29:03.466 --> 29:06.033 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% Food poisoning, allergies, choking, 29:06.033 --> 29:07.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% slipping on snow, slipping on ice... 29:07.833 --> 29:09.700 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Have you ever seen a Christmas tree catch alight? 29:09.700 --> 29:11.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I don't know why people have them in their homes. 29:11.733 --> 29:13.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% They're incendiary devices. 29:13.866 --> 29:15.233 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% And don't forget batteries. 29:15.233 --> 29:16.833 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Which children seem to swallow all day long 29:16.833 --> 29:19.233 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% during the Christmas holidays, leaking a corrosive acid 29:19.233 --> 29:20.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% into the stomach and destroying its lining. 29:20.833 --> 29:22.100 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% They're quite lethal. 29:22.100 --> 29:24.933 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -I did forget them. Thank you, Doctor. 29:24.933 --> 29:27.166 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -Yes, thank you, Martin. 29:27.166 --> 29:30.033 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% You know, we've got a meeting now about the parade. 29:30.033 --> 29:31.400 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% Why don't you come along 29:31.400 --> 29:34.400 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% and see that there's nothing to worry about? 29:34.400 --> 29:36.566 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -I suppose I could. -Great. 29:36.566 --> 29:38.400 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Martin, try and speak to James. 29:38.400 --> 29:40.433 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Make sure he's okay. -Yes. 29:40.433 --> 29:41.800 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Come along. We should get going. 29:41.800 --> 29:43.000 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Oh. Um... 29:43.000 --> 29:46.566 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -So, if nobody wins, do we get to keep Toby? 29:46.566 --> 29:48.300 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Don't know. I hadn't really thought about it. 29:48.300 --> 29:50.300 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% Chances are someone's guessed it correctly. 29:50.300 --> 29:51.566 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Maybe. 29:51.566 --> 29:53.566 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% Maybe not. 29:53.566 --> 29:55.766 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -The plan is for people to start at the school 29:55.766 --> 29:58.666 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% and make their way down here to the Christmas tree at The Platt. 29:58.666 --> 30:00.566 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -That's relatively straightforward. 30:00.566 --> 30:02.066 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Yeah, yeah, well, it is. 30:02.066 --> 30:04.700 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -So, we all set, Louisa? -Not quite. 30:04.700 --> 30:08.600 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Apparently, we need permission from Portwenn Parish Council. 30:08.600 --> 30:10.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Erm, Agatha, you know 30:10.000 --> 30:11.766 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% Joe Penhale and Bert Large, don't you? 30:11.766 --> 30:14.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -I am aware of them both, yes. 30:14.200 --> 30:17.200 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% What safety procedures have you in play for the parade? 30:17.200 --> 30:18.533 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Well... 30:18.533 --> 30:23.200 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% they're just walking from up there to there, so... 30:23.200 --> 30:25.900 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% I thought I'd use the 1986 Public Order Act 30:25.900 --> 30:27.266 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% as my framework. 30:27.266 --> 30:30.566 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% Although, for me, the 1936 original was far more effective. 30:30.566 --> 30:32.366 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% But then, I'm just a police officer 30:32.366 --> 30:34.133 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% with the lowest crime rate in Devon and Cornwall 30:34.133 --> 30:36.033 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% five years running, so what do I know? 30:36.033 --> 30:38.000 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -That's true. 30:38.000 --> 30:40.000 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -High-vis jackets? -Please. 30:40.000 --> 30:41.333 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% I don't get out of bed in the morning 30:41.333 --> 30:42.833 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% without a high-vis jacket on. 30:42.833 --> 30:45.500 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Laughter ] 30:45.500 --> 30:47.666 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Have you got a health and safety protocol? 30:47.666 --> 30:50.233 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -Er, no, not as such. 30:50.233 --> 30:53.900 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% But then, you know, we only had a day and... 30:53.900 --> 30:55.566 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Well, so what? -So what? 30:55.566 --> 30:56.733 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Yes. So what? 30:56.733 --> 30:58.333 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% You know, the village needs this. 30:58.333 --> 31:01.833 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% To be able to come together and celebrate as a community. 31:01.833 --> 31:04.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% The benefits surely outweigh the risks. 31:04.400 --> 31:07.566 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Agatha, you're the only person that can make it happen. 31:07.566 --> 31:08.933 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% Or not. 31:10.233 --> 31:12.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -I suppose it's only a short walk. 31:12.833 --> 31:14.666 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Great. So we're okay for tonight? 31:14.666 --> 31:16.000 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Turkey gobbles ] 31:16.000 --> 31:17.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Is that a turkey?! 31:17.533 --> 31:22.266 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% Er, excuse me, why have you got livestock next to a food truck? 31:22.266 --> 31:23.600 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% It's unhygienic. 31:23.600 --> 31:24.933 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -He's called Toby. 31:24.933 --> 31:27.433 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% And he's not unhygienic. He's very clean. 31:27.433 --> 31:28.766 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% I gave him a bath this morning. 31:28.766 --> 31:30.200 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -Erm, we're just weighing him to see 31:30.200 --> 31:31.600 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% if anyone's won the competition. 31:31.600 --> 31:32.966 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -What competition? 31:32.966 --> 31:34.566 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Well, guess its weight correctly and it could end up 31:34.566 --> 31:36.066 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% on your table this Christmas. 31:36.066 --> 31:38.100 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -Unfortunately, nobody got it right. 31:38.100 --> 31:40.266 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Here, have a go. On the house. 31:40.266 --> 31:42.466 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -Oh, I don't know... 31:42.466 --> 31:44.466 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% Nine pounds, 11 ounces. 31:46.666 --> 31:48.000 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -That is amazing! 31:48.000 --> 31:49.333 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% How did you do that? 31:49.333 --> 31:51.000 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Wait, I won? -Well... 31:51.000 --> 31:53.100 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Oh, I don't like birds, and definitely not that one. 31:53.100 --> 31:54.666 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -He's not asking you to look after it. 31:54.666 --> 31:56.000 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% It's for Christmas lunch. 31:56.000 --> 31:57.566 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Yeah, we'll get the butcher to deliver it later. 31:57.566 --> 31:59.466 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Or you could just have the satisfaction 31:59.466 --> 32:01.666 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% of knowing you were correct and leave it at that. 32:01.666 --> 32:04.266 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Mor, it is a turkey. It's Christmas. 32:04.266 --> 32:06.666 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% It's had a good, long life. -Not that long. 32:06.666 --> 32:09.000 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% Christmas turkeys are usually five months old. 32:09.000 --> 32:11.400 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Well, we've all learned something new today. 32:11.400 --> 32:13.600 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% So, the parade... 32:13.600 --> 32:15.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -So, the butcher will kill it and chop it up for me? 32:15.800 --> 32:17.166 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Yeah. All part of the prize. -Ooh! 32:17.166 --> 32:19.700 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -See what it's like when a community comes together? 32:19.700 --> 32:20.900 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -[ Chuckles ] 32:20.900 --> 32:23.366 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Well, he does seem like a healthy specimen. 32:23.366 --> 32:25.533 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% [ Turkey gobbles ] Oh, my! Oh! 32:25.533 --> 32:33.200 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 32:33.200 --> 32:34.866 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Mr. Maitland, this is Doctor Ellingham. 32:34.866 --> 32:36.133 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% I have your test results. 32:36.133 --> 32:37.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Can you please call me as soon as you get this? 32:37.800 --> 32:39.133 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% Thank you. [ Dog barks ] 32:39.133 --> 32:40.466 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% James... 32:40.466 --> 32:42.966 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Can you ask your dog to be quiet, please? 32:42.966 --> 32:44.200 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% [ Dog whines ] 32:44.200 --> 32:45.533 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% James? 32:49.233 --> 32:50.666 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% James? 32:54.300 --> 32:56.466 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% [ Dog barks ] Downstairs, shoo! 32:58.933 --> 33:00.600 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% Hello, James. 33:02.933 --> 33:04.766 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% You're upset with me. 33:07.600 --> 33:08.766 align:start position:47.5% line:84.67% size:7.5% Mm. 33:08.766 --> 33:14.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 33:14.500 --> 33:20.166 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% When I was your age, I'd wake up on Christmas morning... 33:20.166 --> 33:23.600 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% and at the end of my bed, every year, 33:23.600 --> 33:28.100 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% was a stocking with an orange and a pencil set in it. 33:29.433 --> 33:33.933 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% And I'd run down to my mother and father's room... 33:33.933 --> 33:35.933 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% but... 33:35.933 --> 33:37.433 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -But what? 33:37.433 --> 33:39.766 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Cellphone ringing ] 33:39.766 --> 33:42.100 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Excuse me. 33:42.100 --> 33:43.433 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes? 33:44.666 --> 33:46.133 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% Right. 33:47.366 --> 33:49.033 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Yes. 33:49.033 --> 33:50.533 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Oh, I'm sorry, there's an emergency. 33:50.533 --> 33:51.700 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% I have to go. 33:51.700 --> 33:53.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Janice is downstairs if you need anything. 33:53.033 --> 33:54.700 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% And we'll, erm... 33:54.700 --> 33:56.400 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% We'll talk again. 33:56.400 --> 33:57.800 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% Well done. [ Clears throat ] 33:57.800 --> 34:00.100 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Off! Shoo! Downstairs! [ Dog barks ] 34:00.500 --> 34:02.833 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Sighs ] 34:02.833 --> 34:05.333 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -Okay, Agatha, I need you to remain still, yeah? 34:05.333 --> 34:06.666 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Just try not to move. 34:06.666 --> 34:07.966 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -Out of the way! Coming through! 34:07.966 --> 34:09.866 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -You can probably hear somebody barking at people. 34:09.866 --> 34:11.133 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% That's the doc. 34:11.133 --> 34:12.633 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Er, she's had a fall. 34:12.633 --> 34:14.200 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% She's got a cut on the back of her head. 34:14.200 --> 34:16.766 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% I've tried to stem the blood, but I think she's concussed. 34:16.766 --> 34:18.266 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -Well done. Anybody called an ambulance? 34:18.266 --> 34:19.900 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -On its way, Doc. 34:19.900 --> 34:21.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Do you know where you are? 34:21.566 --> 34:22.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Turkey. 34:22.866 --> 34:25.366 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -I think she means the bird, Doc, not the country. 34:25.366 --> 34:27.466 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -I won it from the food truck. -Told you. 34:27.466 --> 34:28.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Yes, shush. 34:28.833 --> 34:30.733 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -I never won anything before! 34:30.733 --> 34:33.933 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -Keep still and stop talking. 34:33.933 --> 34:36.100 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Sorry, I hate to do this, 34:36.100 --> 34:38.933 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% but do we have the Parish go-ahead for the parade? 34:38.933 --> 34:40.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Oh, Louisa, really? Not now, come on. 34:40.700 --> 34:42.200 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Sorry. 34:42.200 --> 34:44.200 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -[ Groaning ] 34:45.800 --> 34:49.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -What did that mean? -I'm pretty sure it was a yes. 34:49.133 --> 34:51.566 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -You're just saying that because you wanna be Santa Claus. 34:51.566 --> 34:53.366 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Yes, I am. 34:53.366 --> 34:55.866 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% Because you're right, Louisa. 34:55.866 --> 34:58.366 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% We deserve this. All of us. 34:58.366 --> 35:00.733 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Do you really wanna tell James that this has been canceled 35:00.733 --> 35:02.566 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% as well? 35:02.566 --> 35:04.733 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -You're trying to emotionally manipulate me. 35:04.733 --> 35:06.166 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Is it working? 35:06.166 --> 35:08.000 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -Might be, yeah. 35:08.000 --> 35:09.666 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% Because... 35:09.666 --> 35:11.666 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% technically, Agatha didn't say no. 35:11.666 --> 35:12.800 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Everyone, the parade's still on. 35:12.800 --> 35:13.933 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% -Joe, no, that's not what I meant! 35:13.933 --> 35:15.100 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Right, let's get to work. 35:15.100 --> 35:17.100 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% Come on. -Okay, then. 35:18.966 --> 35:21.300 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Mor, what are you doing? 35:21.300 --> 35:24.000 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Oh, I thought I'd drive him to the butcher's myself. 35:24.000 --> 35:27.300 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Well, I can do that. -Yeah, erm... 35:27.300 --> 35:29.466 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% I know it's silly, but I... 35:29.466 --> 35:31.800 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% I just want a chance to say goodbye. 35:31.800 --> 35:33.800 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -What, to the...? 35:33.800 --> 35:35.733 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Right, okay. I understand. 35:35.733 --> 35:38.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% But, I mean, it is a... It's a turkey at Christmas. 35:38.800 --> 35:39.966 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Yeah, I know. 35:39.966 --> 35:42.300 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Just take it easy. Rest up. 35:42.300 --> 35:44.400 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% Erm, avoid the bumpy roads. Keep it smooth. 35:44.400 --> 35:46.066 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% [ Cellphone ringing ] -Yes, Doc. 35:46.066 --> 35:49.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% We know how to drive an ambulance. 35:49.133 --> 35:52.466 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% -Ellingham. -Doc, it's Leonard Maitland. 35:52.466 --> 35:53.900 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% You left a message? 35:53.900 --> 35:55.033 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Ah, Mr. Maitland, yes. 35:55.033 --> 35:57.100 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% Your test results have come back. 35:57.100 --> 35:59.933 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -It's bad news, isn't it? 35:59.933 --> 36:02.633 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% To be honest, I've been having dizzy spells all day. 36:02.633 --> 36:05.300 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% It's made working in the garage really tricky. 36:05.300 --> 36:06.666 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Well, if you're feeling dizzy, then you shouldn't 36:06.666 --> 36:08.000 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% be up and about. 36:08.000 --> 36:11.133 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Yeah, alright... 36:11.133 --> 36:12.966 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% I'll go and get a seat. 36:17.300 --> 36:19.133 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% [ Clattering ] 36:19.133 --> 36:20.800 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Groaning ] 36:20.800 --> 36:23.133 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Mr. Maitland? What's happened? 36:23.133 --> 36:26.633 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Just fell over and took the shelf down with me and... 36:26.633 --> 36:28.300 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% Oh, no. 36:28.300 --> 36:33.800 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 36:33.800 --> 36:35.800 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% Doc, I don't wanna panic here, 36:35.800 --> 36:38.933 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% but there's a massive cut in my leg and a lot of blood. 36:41.300 --> 36:45.000 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% I'll just try and patch myself up. 36:45.000 --> 36:46.966 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% Bleeding everywhere here. 36:46.966 --> 36:48.300 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Right, put pressure on the wound 36:48.300 --> 36:49.466 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% and keep the leg raised. 36:49.466 --> 36:50.633 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% I'll call an ambulance. 36:50.633 --> 36:52.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Er, I'm sure it'll be fine. -Er, no. 36:52.800 --> 36:54.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Your blood tests show  that you're grossly anemic. 36:54.800 --> 36:56.566 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% You can't afford to lose  any more blood. 36:56.566 --> 36:59.233 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -It's not like as I could bleed to death, is it? 36:59.233 --> 37:01.600 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Ah, well, in a worst-case scenario, er, yes. 37:01.600 --> 37:02.766 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% In a few hours. 37:02.766 --> 37:04.266 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Then can you please get off the phone 37:04.266 --> 37:06.033 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% and call me a bloody ambulance? 37:06.033 --> 37:07.366 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 37:10.066 --> 37:13.733 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -I don't want you to go, but this is the only way. 37:15.966 --> 37:18.800 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% And I just wanna say thank you. 37:18.800 --> 37:21.633 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% I didn't think I was ready, but... 37:21.633 --> 37:24.466 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% I hadn't actually finished yet, Toby. 37:24.466 --> 37:25.966 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% It's fine. 37:28.300 --> 37:29.466 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% Bye, then. 37:29.466 --> 37:31.500 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Turkey gobbles ] 37:33.633 --> 37:34.766 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Sighs ] 37:34.766 --> 37:37.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -No, no fireworks. -And no sky lanterns. 37:37.233 --> 37:38.266 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Hang on a minute. 37:38.266 --> 37:39.766 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% I can get a really good deal on those. 37:39.766 --> 37:42.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -We don't wanna take anyone's attention away from the parade. 37:42.666 --> 37:46.166 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Louisa, excuse me. -Martin, I'm in a meeting. 37:46.166 --> 37:48.466 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Yes, forgive me. 37:48.466 --> 37:50.000 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Sorry. 37:50.000 --> 37:51.566 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -There's been an accident at Leonard Maitland's, 37:51.566 --> 37:52.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% and the only ambulance in the area 37:52.900 --> 37:54.533 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% is tied up with, erm... 37:54.533 --> 37:56.533 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% er, whatshername, so I'm gonna have to drive up there myself. 37:56.533 --> 37:59.533 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Oh, dear, that sounds serious. -Yes, it is. 37:59.533 --> 38:01.366 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -Will you be back in time for the parade? 38:01.366 --> 38:02.900 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Erm, yes, I should be. 38:02.900 --> 38:04.233 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% Er, but if I'm not... 38:04.233 --> 38:05.900 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% you'll -- you'll tell James, will you? 38:05.900 --> 38:08.100 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -It'll be fine. He's fine. Just go. 38:08.100 --> 38:09.100 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -Hot chocolate? 38:09.100 --> 38:11.433 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Sighs ] 38:11.433 --> 38:18.266 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 38:18.266 --> 38:25.133 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 38:25.133 --> 38:27.133 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -All okay with the butcher? 38:27.133 --> 38:28.900 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -You're not gonna believe me. 38:28.900 --> 38:31.066 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% Toby escaped. -What?! 38:31.066 --> 38:32.600 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -Yeah, so I got to the butcher 38:32.600 --> 38:36.266 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% and then he just sprung out the cage and flew away. 38:36.266 --> 38:38.066 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -You're right, I don't believe you. 38:38.066 --> 38:39.166 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% [ Woman screams ] 38:39.166 --> 38:40.600 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -Is that Janice? 38:40.600 --> 38:42.266 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% God. 38:42.266 --> 38:43.766 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% Come on! 38:43.766 --> 38:49.900 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 38:49.900 --> 38:51.400 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -What is it? 38:51.400 --> 38:53.600 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -Oh, that's really nice. 38:53.600 --> 38:54.933 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% -Nice? 38:54.933 --> 38:56.966 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% Someone breaks in and leaves more birds for me 38:56.966 --> 38:58.966 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% after the last lot almost blinded me? 38:58.966 --> 39:00.500 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -It was a tiny scratch. 39:00.500 --> 39:02.500 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% On your hand. 39:02.500 --> 39:04.500 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% Maybe you should speak to Joe. 39:04.500 --> 39:05.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -I already have. 39:05.833 --> 39:07.333 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% But you know what the police are like. 39:07.333 --> 39:09.833 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% They've always got more important things to do. 39:09.833 --> 39:11.066 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -It's just that doves are a symbol, 39:11.066 --> 39:13.200 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% aren't they, of, er, of love? 39:13.200 --> 39:16.033 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10% -So? -So, maybe speak to Joe. 39:16.033 --> 39:18.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Uh, I just told you, I already have. [ Scoffs ] 39:18.700 --> 39:20.033 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% Is he feeling okay? 39:20.033 --> 39:21.433 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% [ Screams ] 39:21.433 --> 39:23.866 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% [ Line ringing ] 39:27.500 --> 39:29.200 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Mr. Maitland? 39:30.900 --> 39:33.233 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Can you hear me? 39:33.233 --> 39:34.600 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% Mr. Maitland? 39:35.800 --> 39:39.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% If you can hear me, I'm almost with you. 39:39.466 --> 39:48.433 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 39:53.833 --> 39:55.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Clucking ] 39:57.466 --> 39:59.500 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Wind whistling ] 40:06.600 --> 40:08.800 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Groaning ] 40:10.933 --> 40:12.866 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% [ Sighs ] 40:15.933 --> 40:17.600 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% [ Groans ] 40:38.300 --> 40:47.400 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 40:47.400 --> 40:56.466 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 40:56.466 --> 40:58.233 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 40:58.233 --> 41:00.233 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% Ugh! 41:05.400 --> 41:08.166 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -I was just coming to find you. How's your day been? 41:08.166 --> 41:09.700 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Terrible! -Really? 41:09.700 --> 41:11.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% What, nothing special happened or...? 41:11.700 --> 41:13.366 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -Oh, something special happened. 41:13.366 --> 41:14.866 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% That psycho struck again. 41:14.866 --> 41:16.700 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% He left two more scary birds in the salon. 41:16.700 --> 41:19.433 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Okay. What type of birds? 41:19.433 --> 41:21.100 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -I don't know, doves or something. 41:21.100 --> 41:22.833 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Well, doves are nice. 41:22.833 --> 41:24.833 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -Doves, pigeons, rats, bats... 41:24.833 --> 41:26.333 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% they're all the same. 41:26.333 --> 41:28.333 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% When I find out who did this, they're dead. 41:28.333 --> 41:30.500 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -Well, maybe if you just think about it... 41:30.500 --> 41:31.833 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -I am thinking about it! 41:31.833 --> 41:33.700 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% I can't stop. It's driving me nuts. 41:33.700 --> 41:36.466 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Look, if you can't be bothered to find out who's stalking me, 41:36.466 --> 41:37.800 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% then at least go and get rid of them. 41:37.800 --> 41:40.800 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Yeah. I promise. I'll -- I'll sort it out. 41:44.333 --> 41:46.333 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% Ho-ho-ho! 41:46.333 --> 41:48.600 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% What do you want for Christmas? 41:48.600 --> 41:50.566 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -How far away is Leonard Maitland's house? 41:50.566 --> 41:54.733 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -You do realize I'm Santa Claus, not the wonderful Joseph Penh-- 41:54.733 --> 41:56.166 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% It's about 20 minutes. 41:56.166 --> 41:58.000 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -It's just Martin drove up there a few hours ago. 41:58.000 --> 41:59.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% He's still not back, and I can't get a hold of him. 41:59.833 --> 42:01.500 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Well, signal is terrible up there. 42:01.500 --> 42:02.833 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% The important thing... 42:02.833 --> 42:04.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Is not to worry. Yes, I know. 42:04.833 --> 42:07.166 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -The important thing is that Leonard can't play Santa 42:07.166 --> 42:08.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% because that's my job now. 42:08.866 --> 42:11.866 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% And, yes, also not to worry. 42:11.866 --> 42:13.866 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Wind whistling ] 42:13.866 --> 42:15.900 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% [ Turkey clucking ] 42:19.733 --> 42:22.100 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -[ Gasps ] 42:23.900 --> 42:25.900 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% [ Shivering ] 43:05.333 --> 43:07.500 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Engine stuttering ] 43:10.333 --> 43:12.333 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% [ Shivering ] 43:14.333 --> 43:17.133 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -You always were a fragile child. 43:18.266 --> 43:22.633 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% I'm not one to be critical, but it was rather embarrassing. 43:22.633 --> 43:24.133 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Hypothermia. 43:24.133 --> 43:25.466 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -Mm? 43:27.333 --> 43:29.500 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I've been out in the cold for nearly two hours, 43:29.500 --> 43:32.333 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% and my body temperature's dropped. 43:32.333 --> 43:34.400 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% And my pulse rate has decreased. 43:34.400 --> 43:37.400 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% And my pupils are dilated. 43:37.400 --> 43:39.533 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% My reflexes seem unaffected, though. 43:39.533 --> 43:41.633 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -Oh, for goodness' sake. 43:41.633 --> 43:43.466 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% Can't you even say hello? 43:43.466 --> 43:45.500 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Erm... You're not a person. 43:45.500 --> 43:46.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% You're a symptom. 43:46.833 --> 43:49.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Huh! That's a dreadful thing to say to your mother. 43:49.800 --> 43:52.300 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Hypothermia can lead to disorientation 43:52.300 --> 43:55.066 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% and hallucinations. 43:55.066 --> 43:57.100 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -You always have an excuse for everything. 43:57.100 --> 43:58.766 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% It's rather tiresome. 43:58.766 --> 44:02.766 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Right now, my primary concern is to get the engine started 44:02.766 --> 44:05.033 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% and the heat on again. 44:05.033 --> 44:07.033 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -And if you don't manage that? 44:07.033 --> 44:11.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -My core temperature could drop to a level 44:11.033 --> 44:14.466 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% where it's unable to produce sufficient heat, 44:14.466 --> 44:18.300 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% which ultimately would lead to my vital organs failing 44:18.300 --> 44:20.000 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% and then... 44:20.000 --> 44:22.166 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Death? 44:22.166 --> 44:23.500 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 44:23.500 --> 44:26.666 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -How long do you have? 44:26.666 --> 44:29.533 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -About an hour. 44:29.533 --> 44:31.866 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Maybe less. 44:31.866 --> 44:33.533 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -That's not helpful. 44:33.533 --> 44:35.200 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Oh, Martin. 44:35.200 --> 44:37.333 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% What makes you think I'm here to help? 44:37.333 --> 44:39.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Wind whistling ] 44:46.833 --> 44:50.166 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% Do you think he'll be upset if you don't make it home? 44:50.166 --> 44:51.700 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Huh? 44:51.700 --> 44:53.200 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -James. 44:53.200 --> 44:55.200 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -I will make it back. 44:55.200 --> 44:58.200 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -You don't seem that upset about my passing. 44:58.200 --> 45:00.700 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% And it's not as if you're a better parent to James. 45:00.700 --> 45:02.300 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -That's not true. 45:02.300 --> 45:05.966 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -He's already begun to resent you, Martin. 45:05.966 --> 45:08.133 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% That's a disease that spreads. 45:08.133 --> 45:13.300 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% One that I doubt even you know how to cure. 45:13.300 --> 45:17.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% How old were you when you realized we didn't love you? 45:18.466 --> 45:20.133 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Look what Santa brought... 45:20.133 --> 45:22.933 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Was it on one of those Christmas Day mornings, 45:22.933 --> 45:27.433 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% when you woke up and found us gone? 45:27.433 --> 45:30.766 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% You can't blame us, Martin. 45:30.766 --> 45:34.166 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% We were happy before you arrived. 45:34.166 --> 45:35.833 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Hello? 45:37.500 --> 45:40.833 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -We just wanted to enjoy one special day a year, 45:40.833 --> 45:43.333 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% when we could be free from you. 45:43.333 --> 45:46.000 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% -Be quiet. You're not real. 45:46.000 --> 45:48.833 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -Which, on the balance of things, is even more disturbing, 45:48.833 --> 45:50.333 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% isn't it? [ Engine starts ] 45:53.000 --> 45:54.333 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% What a clever boy. 45:54.333 --> 45:56.933 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% [ Beep ] [ Engine stops ] 45:56.933 --> 45:58.933 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Well, maybe not. 46:01.033 --> 46:03.000 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% What are you doing? 46:03.000 --> 46:04.966 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -My patient is anemic. 46:04.966 --> 46:06.633 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% I have to make sure that he's safe. 46:06.633 --> 46:08.133 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -You can't go out there. 46:08.133 --> 46:10.033 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% You've already tried and failed. 46:10.033 --> 46:13.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Then I'll try again. -And you'll freeze to death. 46:13.033 --> 46:17.200 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Now, sit back here and listen with Mother. 46:17.200 --> 46:19.033 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -Just for the record... 46:19.033 --> 46:20.600 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% I forgive you. 46:20.600 --> 46:21.666 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -No, you don't. 46:21.666 --> 46:23.300 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Oh, shut up. 46:23.300 --> 46:31.266 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 46:31.266 --> 46:39.200 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 46:39.200 --> 46:40.866 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -You ready to go to the parade? 46:40.866 --> 46:43.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -Just fixing my beard. [ Chuckles ] 46:45.633 --> 46:47.500 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Do I look okay? -I don't know. 46:47.500 --> 46:49.500 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% I suppose so. 46:49.500 --> 46:51.666 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% I'm sorry. It's this whole stalker thing. 46:51.666 --> 46:53.600 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% It's got me all anxious. 46:53.600 --> 46:55.766 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -It's over, Janice. 46:55.766 --> 46:57.766 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% You just have to trust me. 46:57.766 --> 46:59.433 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% It's all over. 47:02.366 --> 47:05.133 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Right, I couldn't get you a partridge. 47:05.133 --> 47:07.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% What I have got you is a pheasant, 47:07.400 --> 47:11.566 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% which is basically the Rolls-Royce of partridges. 47:11.566 --> 47:13.233 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Did you not get my message? 47:13.233 --> 47:15.066 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Yeah. No more birds to the salon. 47:15.066 --> 47:16.600 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% So I've, er, brought it here. 47:16.600 --> 47:18.133 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Just "no more birds." 47:18.133 --> 47:19.466 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Well, you've paid for them. 47:19.466 --> 47:21.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% You're not getting your money back. 47:24.200 --> 47:26.033 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Oh, my God. 47:26.033 --> 47:28.900 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% You're my stalker. 47:28.900 --> 47:30.233 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% What's wrong with you? 47:30.233 --> 47:31.900 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% Why would you want to torture me like this? 47:31.900 --> 47:33.733 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -It was meant to be romantic. 47:33.733 --> 47:36.066 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -What's romantic about being attacked by chickens? 47:36.066 --> 47:38.066 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Not chickens. Hens. 47:38.066 --> 47:42.400 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% Three Cornish hens because no one had any French ones. 47:42.400 --> 47:45.733 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Then two doves, and then a pheasant. 47:45.733 --> 47:49.066 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% Because, apparently, they're the Rolls-Royce of partridges. 47:50.533 --> 47:53.033 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% You know, like the song. 47:54.066 --> 47:57.733 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Well, then, why didn't you just tell me, then? 47:57.733 --> 48:02.066 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -Because you were upset and... 48:02.066 --> 48:06.600 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% I didn't want to spoil this... 48:06.600 --> 48:08.433 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% this moment. 48:11.300 --> 48:13.466 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -Oh. 48:13.466 --> 48:17.966 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -I know we've tried and failed before, Janice, but... 48:19.800 --> 48:21.466 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% ...I love you. 48:25.233 --> 48:28.233 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Joe, I can't. 48:28.233 --> 48:30.533 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Oh. Okay. 48:30.533 --> 48:32.200 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% Okay. 48:32.200 --> 48:33.700 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% That's fine. 48:33.700 --> 48:36.533 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -I mean the beard. It has to go. 48:39.933 --> 48:41.866 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -So...? 48:41.866 --> 48:43.533 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes! 48:43.533 --> 48:47.700 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 48:47.700 --> 48:49.866 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Cellphone ringing ] 48:51.933 --> 48:53.100 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Hello? 48:53.100 --> 48:55.600 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -Martin, thank goodness. I was so worried. 48:55.600 --> 48:57.533 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -I crashed the car. 48:57.533 --> 48:59.600 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% -Oh, my God. Are you okay? 48:59.600 --> 49:01.766 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Er, wait a minute. 49:01.766 --> 49:04.100 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% Hello? -I'm here, Martin. 49:04.100 --> 49:06.466 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -I think I have hypothermia. 49:06.466 --> 49:08.300 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% My, er... my mother... 49:08.300 --> 49:10.633 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Oh, Martin, I know. I'm so sorry. 49:10.633 --> 49:12.900 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -No, she came to visit me. 49:12.900 --> 49:15.733 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -What? What do you mean? Like, as a ghost? 49:15.733 --> 49:19.066 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -No, it was a symptom of hypothermia. 49:19.066 --> 49:20.566 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% She said... 49:20.566 --> 49:22.833 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% She said I was losing James. 49:22.833 --> 49:24.466 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -She wasn't real, though. 49:24.466 --> 49:25.966 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -I know. 49:25.966 --> 49:28.633 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% But it doesn't mean she wasn't right, though, does it? 49:28.633 --> 49:31.166 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Martin, where are you now? 49:31.166 --> 49:32.733 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -Well, the car wouldn't start 49:32.733 --> 49:34.100 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% and my mother was being annoying, 49:34.100 --> 49:36.833 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% so I was trying to find Leonard Maitland's house, 49:36.833 --> 49:38.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% but I think I'm lost. -Okay. 49:38.500 --> 49:40.500 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% You need to go back to the car, yeah, 49:40.500 --> 49:42.133 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% and I'll -- I'll come find you. 49:42.133 --> 49:43.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -I'm not entirely sure where I am... 49:43.966 --> 49:48.133 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% and I-I don't know where the car is. 49:48.133 --> 49:49.566 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -Martin? 49:49.566 --> 49:51.900 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% Martin, I can't hear you. 49:51.900 --> 49:53.466 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -I can see light. 49:53.466 --> 49:55.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -No, no, no, that -- that doesn't sound good. 49:55.133 --> 49:57.133 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% Don't go into the light, Martin. 49:57.133 --> 49:59.000 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -I think it's Leonard Maitland's house. 49:59.000 --> 50:01.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -Alright, in that case, definitely go towards it. 50:01.966 --> 50:03.766 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% And I'll come collect you now. -No! 50:03.766 --> 50:05.433 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% He needs urgent medical attention. 50:05.433 --> 50:06.700 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% That's why I'm here. 50:06.700 --> 50:08.133 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Martin, you were just in a crash 50:08.133 --> 50:09.633 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% and you said you had hypothermia. 50:09.633 --> 50:11.966 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -I just need to warm up. 50:11.966 --> 50:13.500 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% I'll be fine. 50:13.500 --> 50:16.166 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Really, you're sure? -Yeah. 50:16.166 --> 50:18.166 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% You can come and get me after the parade. 50:18.166 --> 50:20.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Right, just, please, just stay in touch. 50:20.500 --> 50:24.266 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% [ Call disconnects ] 50:24.266 --> 50:30.833 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 50:30.833 --> 50:37.466 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 50:37.466 --> 50:40.466 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% [ Knocking ] 50:40.466 --> 50:42.133 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -Hold on! 50:45.700 --> 50:47.200 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Bloody hell, what happened to you? 50:47.200 --> 50:48.266 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% Come in. 50:48.266 --> 50:50.066 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -You shouldn't be walking around. 50:50.066 --> 50:53.233 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I had to answer the door, didn't I? 50:57.333 --> 50:59.666 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -Lie down there and elevate your leg. 51:05.866 --> 51:08.800 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -You look awful, Doc. 51:08.800 --> 51:11.500 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -My car came off the road. 51:11.500 --> 51:14.000 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% I just need to warm up for a bit. 51:14.000 --> 51:16.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -I would make you a hot drink, but... 51:16.833 --> 51:18.966 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% feel free to help yourself. 51:18.966 --> 51:21.633 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Thank you. 51:21.633 --> 51:24.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I'm a bit worried about your blood loss, though. 51:24.800 --> 51:26.633 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% Let me take your pulse. 51:27.500 --> 51:29.300 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% [ Clears throat ] 51:30.800 --> 51:33.633 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Yeah, you don't have a radial pulse. 51:33.633 --> 51:35.466 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% I'll set up a drip and get some fluids into you, 51:35.466 --> 51:38.566 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% but first I'll have a look at that wound. 51:38.566 --> 51:41.200 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -Sorry to drag you up here, Doc. 51:41.200 --> 51:42.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% It's Christmas Eve. 51:42.533 --> 51:44.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% You should be with your family. 51:44.200 --> 51:45.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Stop talking. 51:45.700 --> 51:52.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 51:52.500 --> 51:54.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -It's bad, right? 51:54.833 --> 51:57.800 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Yes, you've, er, torn a varicose vein. 51:57.800 --> 52:00.800 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% That's why you're bleeding so much. 52:00.800 --> 52:02.633 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% [ Coughs ] 52:02.633 --> 52:04.466 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% [ Breathing heavily ] 52:04.466 --> 52:05.933 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80% -Well, yeah, luckily, he's okay, 52:05.933 --> 52:07.766 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% but it could've been a lot worse. 52:07.766 --> 52:10.566 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -Ah, that's a relief. 52:10.566 --> 52:12.300 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% And don't worry about Mary. 52:12.300 --> 52:14.300 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% I'm more than happy to look after her 52:14.300 --> 52:15.966 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% while you're at the parade. 52:15.966 --> 52:17.566 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Oh, that's wonderful. 52:17.566 --> 52:20.400 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% Oh, hello. Didn't realize you were here. 52:20.400 --> 52:22.533 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -Sal dropped in for some of my eggnog. 52:22.533 --> 52:25.200 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -I don't know if the doctor told you...? 52:25.200 --> 52:27.333 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -He did. -Oh. 52:27.333 --> 52:29.300 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% Sorry. 52:29.300 --> 52:31.133 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -Why, what happened? 52:31.133 --> 52:32.466 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Oh, it's nothing. 52:32.466 --> 52:33.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Thank you, Ruth. 52:33.833 --> 52:35.733 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% Come on, James. It's almost time. 52:35.733 --> 52:37.900 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -I'm going to see Santa. 52:37.900 --> 52:40.900 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -Well, tell him I said hello. 52:40.900 --> 52:42.233 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Bye. 52:45.966 --> 52:47.800 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -I don't want to pry... 52:47.800 --> 52:51.466 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -I may have accidentally tried to kiss the doctor earlier. 52:51.466 --> 52:52.866 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Oh, Sally. 52:52.866 --> 52:54.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% -Well, there was mistletoe. 52:54.866 --> 52:57.000 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% And he'd just helped me. 52:57.000 --> 53:01.200 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% I had what I thought was a malignant lump in my throat, 53:01.200 --> 53:06.066 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% and it turned out to be gastroesophageal reflux disease. 53:06.066 --> 53:09.966 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% -Well, usually, a handshake or "thank you very much" will do. 53:09.966 --> 53:11.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% -And he also... 53:11.700 --> 53:14.233 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% He said that my prolapsed disk was healed 53:14.233 --> 53:17.166 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% and that I don't need to wear my neck brace anymore. 53:17.166 --> 53:19.500 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% But I don't know. I just... 53:19.500 --> 53:22.333 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% I can't seem to take it off. 53:22.333 --> 53:24.533 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Would you like me to do it? 53:24.533 --> 53:31.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 53:31.500 --> 53:33.733 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Sorry. -Oh, er... 53:33.733 --> 53:35.733 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% -Oh-oh-oh, sorry... 53:35.733 --> 53:42.066 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% I-I know it's stupid and it's sentimental, but, erm... 53:42.066 --> 53:45.366 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% I will miss it. 53:45.366 --> 53:48.700 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -It's a permanent symbol of a medical condition, 53:48.700 --> 53:51.900 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% which means it's also a permanent link 53:51.900 --> 53:56.133 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% to a certain doctor you may have feelings for. 53:56.133 --> 53:59.666 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% It's not the neck brace you're giving up. 53:59.666 --> 54:01.633 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% It's Martin. 54:01.633 --> 54:07.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 54:07.500 --> 54:13.400 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 54:13.400 --> 54:16.066 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Do it. 54:16.066 --> 54:17.566 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Good girl. 54:17.566 --> 54:19.066 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% -Yeah. 54:19.066 --> 54:20.833 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% I-I, no-no... -Stay still. 54:20.833 --> 54:22.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -I-I-I...Oh, oh... 54:22.533 --> 54:24.200 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -There. 54:24.200 --> 54:32.733 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 54:32.733 --> 54:41.266 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 54:41.266 --> 54:44.266 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -You're right. 54:44.266 --> 54:46.033 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% It's time. 54:47.733 --> 54:49.233 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% Yeah. 54:49.233 --> 54:56.233 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 54:56.233 --> 54:58.533 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -So, you need to rest up. 54:58.533 --> 55:02.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% No strenuous activity for at least two weeks. 55:02.500 --> 55:04.766 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -No more Santa, then. -No. 55:06.866 --> 55:09.533 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Have you worked out what this rash is yet? 55:09.533 --> 55:11.866 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -Er, no, I haven't had the results back from your biopsy, 55:11.866 --> 55:15.033 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% but I'm fairly certain it's dermatitis herpetiformis. 55:15.033 --> 55:16.566 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -Is it catching? 55:16.566 --> 55:18.033 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 55:18.033 --> 55:20.366 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -So, there was no need to close the grotto down. 55:20.366 --> 55:22.700 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% No, no, precautions were necessary. 55:22.700 --> 55:25.433 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% Anyway, I think it was just a symptom of something bigger. 55:25.433 --> 55:28.666 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% All indicators point towards celiac disease, 55:28.666 --> 55:31.433 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% which is a condition where your immune system 55:31.433 --> 55:34.866 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% starts to attack your own tissue when you eat gluten. 55:34.866 --> 55:38.233 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% It would certainly explain your low blood iron 55:38.233 --> 55:40.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% and your stomach issues and your weight loss. 55:40.733 --> 55:43.900 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% And your stronger than normal reaction to wheat-based alcohol. 55:43.900 --> 55:45.433 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -My body is attacking itself? 55:45.433 --> 55:47.266 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Bloody heck, that sounds serious. 55:47.266 --> 55:48.400 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. 55:48.400 --> 55:50.000 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% Unless you change your diet, 55:50.000 --> 55:52.166 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% you run the risk of malabsorption and malnutrition. 55:52.166 --> 55:53.600 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% It can be very serious. 55:53.600 --> 55:55.266 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% I'll run some tests. 55:55.266 --> 55:56.766 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Urgent tests? 55:56.766 --> 55:58.166 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% -Not this minute, no. 55:58.166 --> 56:00.833 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Great, so I can drive you back to the village now, 56:00.833 --> 56:02.333 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% seeing as I'm not contagious. 56:02.333 --> 56:03.666 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Ah, no, that won't be necessary. 56:03.666 --> 56:05.833 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% Louisa is coming to collect me after the parade. 56:05.833 --> 56:07.666 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -After the parade? 56:07.666 --> 56:10.733 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% Doc, it's Christmas Eve. 56:10.733 --> 56:12.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% I'm more than grateful, you risking yourself, 56:12.800 --> 56:14.300 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% coming up here and stitching me up, 56:14.300 --> 56:16.000 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% but you should be with your family. 56:16.000 --> 56:18.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Yes, now I appreciate that, but I need to be thorough. 56:21.033 --> 56:22.500 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Doc... 56:22.500 --> 56:23.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% I hate Christmas. 56:23.833 --> 56:25.500 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% I always have. 56:25.500 --> 56:27.166 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -What do you mean? 56:27.166 --> 56:29.266 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -See, my wife loved it. 56:29.266 --> 56:31.766 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% I was only ever Santa to please her. 56:31.766 --> 56:34.433 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% And to be honest, I still couldn't stand it. 56:34.433 --> 56:38.766 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% I'd moan, complain... You know how it is. 56:38.766 --> 56:41.333 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% Then, five years ago, she died. 56:41.333 --> 56:45.200 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% December the 23rd, without warning. 56:45.200 --> 56:47.533 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Yes, I remember. It was very sad. 56:47.533 --> 56:50.600 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% -After that, putting on the beard, the suit, 56:50.600 --> 56:52.433 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% becoming someone else for a while -- 56:52.433 --> 56:54.266 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% well, it was an escape. 56:56.833 --> 57:01.433 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% And once I stopped fighting it, I started to get it. 57:01.433 --> 57:04.766 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% Making toys for the kids, giving folks some happy memories... 57:04.766 --> 57:07.700 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% it's -- it's a privilege, Doc. 57:07.700 --> 57:09.700 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% An honor. 57:09.700 --> 57:13.033 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% I just wish I'd understood that when she was still alive. 57:14.933 --> 57:16.966 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -Yes, well, erm... 57:16.966 --> 57:19.866 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75% I'm sorry, you'll have to wait until next year now. 57:19.866 --> 57:22.033 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -And is that your plan? 57:22.033 --> 57:23.533 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% Wait until next year 57:23.533 --> 57:26.966 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% and maybe celebrate Christmas with your family then? 57:26.966 --> 57:28.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -I had an emergency to attend to. 57:28.466 --> 57:30.466 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% -And now the emergency is over. 57:30.466 --> 57:32.300 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Er, yeah, well, even if I... even if I... 57:32.300 --> 57:34.100 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% I mean, it's just... It'll be just too late now. 57:34.100 --> 57:36.333 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60% -It wouldn't be too late if you left right now. 57:36.333 --> 57:38.133 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -I still have to run those tests on you. 57:38.133 --> 57:39.966 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -The tests can wait. 57:42.366 --> 57:43.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% You're avoiding your family 57:43.866 --> 57:46.700 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% because you don't want to ruin things for them. 57:49.966 --> 57:53.433 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Do you wanna know what the true magic of Christmas is? 57:53.433 --> 57:55.166 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% It's being exactly who you are, 57:55.166 --> 57:57.200 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% but, still, your family want you around, 57:57.200 --> 58:00.866 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% even if you are an irritating bugger. 58:00.866 --> 58:04.200 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% That truly is a miracle. 58:04.200 --> 58:06.200 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% And sometimes we don't know how lucky we are 58:06.200 --> 58:08.033 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% until it's too late. 58:11.633 --> 58:15.733 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% The only way you can ruin their Christmas is by not being there. 58:17.466 --> 58:20.266 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -Yes, I see what you mean. 58:20.266 --> 58:21.400 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Great. 58:21.400 --> 58:22.900 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:57.5% Now, it's gonna be cold out there, 58:22.900 --> 58:24.933 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% so we'll need to wrap up. -No, you're not coming. 58:24.933 --> 58:26.666 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% You need to recuperate and rest that leg. 58:26.666 --> 58:28.000 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -Doc, it's Christmas Eve. 58:28.000 --> 58:30.000 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% I have plans. -Absolutely not. 58:30.000 --> 58:31.666 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -I'm the one with the wheels. 58:31.666 --> 58:34.600 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Either we go together, or we don't go at all. 58:34.600 --> 58:40.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 58:40.333 --> 58:46.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 58:46.033 --> 58:47.233 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% Here we go. 58:47.233 --> 58:49.566 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:52.5% I've got some spares. 58:49.566 --> 58:51.066 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:77.5% As I was saying, it'll be cold, 58:51.066 --> 58:53.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% on account of there being no windscreen. 58:53.400 --> 58:55.733 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% -What? 58:55.733 --> 58:58.100 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Maybe better I just show you, Doc. 58:58.100 --> 59:04.166 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 59:04.166 --> 59:05.500 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20% -Really? 59:05.500 --> 59:07.666 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Mind out, it's Santa coming through. 59:07.666 --> 59:09.633 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% It's Santa coming through. 59:09.633 --> 59:11.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% Attention, please. 59:11.533 --> 59:13.300 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% Attention, everyone. 59:13.300 --> 59:15.333 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% The parade is about to begin. 59:15.333 --> 59:16.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% [ All cheer ] 59:16.833 --> 59:19.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% But before we begin, I'd like to make a little speech. 59:19.800 --> 59:21.733 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -This is boring. -I'm cold. 59:21.733 --> 59:23.466 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Ten years ago... -Santa? 59:23.466 --> 59:25.333 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% Maybe we could just, you know, begin? 59:25.333 --> 59:28.433 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -Well, we'll begin when Santa says so. 59:28.433 --> 59:31.200 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:47.5% -All those in favor of starting the parade, say aye. 59:31.200 --> 59:32.533 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Aye! 59:32.533 --> 59:36.033 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:67.5% -Okay, everybody behind me. Stay in formation. 59:36.033 --> 59:37.800 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -What about Daddy? 59:37.800 --> 59:40.500 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% -Yeah, he said he really wanted to be here, but... 59:40.500 --> 59:42.500 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:62.5% -Don't worry about Daddy, little man. 59:42.500 --> 59:43.833 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% Santa is here now. 59:43.833 --> 59:45.400 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Ho-ho-ho! 59:46.533 --> 59:48.633 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Merry Christmas! 59:49.633 --> 59:52.633 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% Merry Christmas, everyone! 59:52.633 --> 59:54.966 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% Ho-ho-ho! -What the...? 59:54.966 --> 59:56.133 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Sit down! 59:56.133 --> 59:57.800 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% Your leg. You'll burst the stitches. 59:57.800 --> 59:59.966 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% -Keep your eyes on the road. -Be quiet. 59:59.966 --> 01:00:04.300 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70% -Merry Christmas, everybody! 01:00:04.300 --> 01:00:06.800 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% Presents for everyone! -Martin? 01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:08.066 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:17.5% -Hello. 01:00:08.066 --> 01:00:12.566 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho! 01:00:12.566 --> 01:00:13.933 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% Merry Christmas! 01:00:13.933 --> 01:00:15.600 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% -Put your seatbelt on. 01:00:15.600 --> 01:00:18.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% -Come on, Doc. -Alright. 01:00:19.633 --> 01:00:21.800 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% [ Crowd cheering ] 01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:23.666 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45% -All together now! 01:00:23.666 --> 01:00:25.166 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% Ho-ho-ho! 01:00:25.166 --> 01:00:27.500 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:57.5% -♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 01:00:27.500 --> 01:00:32.000 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:36.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 01:00:36.666 --> 01:00:39.866 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse... ♪ 01:00:39.866 --> 01:00:42.533 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80% -Told you I'd show you the magic of Christmas, didn't I? 01:00:42.533 --> 01:00:43.900 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% -Er, yes. Yes, you did, yes. 01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:46.066 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% But take it easy. Just stay here. 01:00:46.066 --> 01:00:47.866 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:72.5% -Best seat in the house, Doc. -Yeah. 01:00:47.866 --> 01:00:51.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Did you enjoy that? Did you? 01:00:51.366 --> 01:00:53.766 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35% Well, that was quite an entrance. 01:00:53.766 --> 01:00:55.733 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% -I wanted to be here on time. 01:00:55.733 --> 01:00:58.133 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:17.5% -Daddy! -[ Laughs ] 01:00:59.666 --> 01:01:01.133 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% Look. 01:01:01.133 --> 01:01:02.800 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -Did you enjoy that? 01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:04.300 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:12.5% -Yes. 01:01:08.600 --> 01:01:10.366 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% -There we go, my love. You take care now. 01:01:10.366 --> 01:01:12.366 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -I thought I said no sky lanterns. 01:01:12.366 --> 01:01:13.700 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% -During the parade, yes. 01:01:13.700 --> 01:01:15.166 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% But the parade's over now. 01:01:15.166 --> 01:01:16.666 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30% Oh, come on. It's Christmas. 01:01:16.666 --> 01:01:18.433 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:27.5% Everybody's enjoying themselves. 01:01:18.433 --> 01:01:19.933 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -No means no. 01:01:19.933 --> 01:01:22.600 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:37.5% -You know what? You're a great Santa. 01:01:24.200 --> 01:01:27.466 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Really? -Best we've ever had. 01:01:27.466 --> 01:01:29.500 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40% -Well, I suppose you have already 01:01:29.500 --> 01:01:31.666 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70% given them out, haven't you? So... 01:01:31.666 --> 01:01:33.833 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Here, go on. On the house. 01:01:33.833 --> 01:01:35.166 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30% -Oh, thanks. 01:01:35.166 --> 01:01:36.533 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55% Merry Christmas, Bert. 01:01:36.533 --> 01:01:39.533 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -And Merry Christmas to you, too. 01:01:39.533 --> 01:01:41.366 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -Okay. I believe you. 01:01:41.366 --> 01:01:44.000 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:47.5% The turkey escaped. 01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:45.333 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -I let it go. 01:01:45.333 --> 01:01:46.833 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% -Oh, I knew it, Mor. 01:01:46.833 --> 01:01:49.166 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25% I knew it. -I'm sorry. 01:01:49.166 --> 01:01:54.000 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% I think I was just feeling a bit broody and hormonal. 01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:55.933 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -Right, yeah. 01:01:55.933 --> 01:01:59.933 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -You know, 'cause of the baby. 01:01:59.933 --> 01:02:02.766 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -What, the... the baby turkey? 01:02:03.766 --> 01:02:05.100 align:start position:45% line:84.67% size:10% -No. 01:02:05.100 --> 01:02:06.966 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:32.5% -What, er...? 01:02:11.166 --> 01:02:13.000 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% -I was gonna wait till Christmas Day 01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.500 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60% to tell you, but, erm... 01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:18.200 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% Surprise. [ Laughs ] 01:02:18.200 --> 01:02:20.533 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -A baby. -[ Laughing ] Yeah, a baby. 01:02:20.533 --> 01:02:22.366 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% -What? -Our baby. 01:02:22.366 --> 01:02:24.700 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% -Oh, Mor. Mor. 01:02:26.700 --> 01:02:28.600 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45% -[ Clears throat ] -We're getting married! 01:02:28.600 --> 01:02:31.100 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15% Again! -Congratulations, again. 01:02:31.100 --> 01:02:33.100 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40% -Can I tell 'em? 01:02:33.100 --> 01:02:34.600 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50% We're having a baby. 01:02:34.600 --> 01:02:36.600 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:32.5% -Oh, it's not a competition, Al. 01:02:36.600 --> 01:02:38.433 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20% -Well... -[ Laughing ] 01:02:38.433 --> 01:02:40.100 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Congratulations. 01:02:42.300 --> 01:02:43.966 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Here, take this. 01:02:46.966 --> 01:02:49.133 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55% You know, some people, when they light these lanterns, 01:02:49.133 --> 01:02:51.833 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:22.5% they like to dedicate them to people. 01:02:51.833 --> 01:02:53.833 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:67.5% Absent friends or family... 01:02:53.833 --> 01:02:57.500 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% or maybe someone they've lost. 01:02:57.500 --> 01:03:01.400 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65% -I'm not sure if my mother would appreciate a lantern. 01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:03.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% -It's not for her, Martin. 01:03:03.566 --> 01:03:13.533 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:03:13.533 --> 01:03:23.533 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:03:23.533 --> 01:03:25.233 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% -Thank you. 01:03:27.966 --> 01:03:30.466 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% I love you. 01:03:30.466 --> 01:03:32.300 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:62.5% -I love you, too, Martin. 01:03:32.300 --> 01:03:39.000 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:40.366 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:22.5% -Hang on. 01:03:40.366 --> 01:03:42.866 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% That one -- where's it going? 01:03:42.866 --> 01:03:46.200 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:52.5% -Is that your lantern burning up? 01:03:46.200 --> 01:03:49.866 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -Yeah, it looks like it's falling. 01:03:49.866 --> 01:03:51.866 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50% -As long as the wind doesn't catch it 01:03:51.866 --> 01:03:53.866 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65% and it lands in the sea... 01:03:55.500 --> 01:03:57.533 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% -I think it's coming this way. 01:03:57.533 --> 01:03:59.933 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:72.5% [ Man shouting indistinctly ] 01:04:02.900 --> 01:04:04.333 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:37.5% Oh, that's bad. 01:04:04.333 --> 01:04:05.833 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25% -Oh, dear. 01:04:05.833 --> 01:04:07.666 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% Erm, sorry! 01:04:07.666 --> 01:04:09.833 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75% Sorry, everybody, but I, er... 01:04:09.833 --> 01:04:11.500 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15% James! 01:04:11.500 --> 01:04:13.333 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35% Martin! James! 01:04:13.333 --> 01:04:15.666 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:42.5% James, come here. Hold my hand. 01:04:15.666 --> 01:04:17.166 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:42.5% -Where's Penhale? 01:04:17.166 --> 01:04:20.566 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:77.5% Penhale, call the fire brigade! Everybody, stand back. 01:04:20.566 --> 01:04:22.066 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:27.5% Stand back! 01:04:22.066 --> 01:04:30.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:04:30.333 --> 01:04:38.666 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:04:38.666 --> 01:04:46.966 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:04:46.966 --> 01:04:55.233 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪ 01:04:58.966 --> 01:05:01.800 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5% ♪♪