WEBVTT 00:01.201 --> 00:02.936 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% (fabric whooshing) (Caroline grunts) 00:02.936 --> 00:06.439 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% - I have decided to arrange a grand 00:06.439 --> 00:08.308 align:left position:10% line:89% size:80% Christmas dinner here at Amity. 00:09.509 --> 00:11.611 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% In England, we used to have such parties 00:11.611 --> 00:13.046 align:left position:10% line:89% size:80% and balls at this time of year. 00:13.046 --> 00:14.147 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% (birds chirping) 00:14.147 --> 00:17.584 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% Carol singers, (grunts) roaring fires, 00:17.584 --> 00:21.821 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% (gasps and exhales) fresh holly berries. 00:21.821 --> 00:22.956 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% ♪ If you have no penny ♪ 00:22.956 --> 00:24.224 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% ♪ A ha-penny will do ♪ 00:24.224 --> 00:26.993 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% ♪ If you haven't got a ha-penny, God ♪ 00:26.993 --> 00:29.262 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% (grunts) (fabric claps loudly) 00:29.262 --> 00:32.699 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% (casual whimsical music) 00:33.733 --> 00:34.601 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% - Greeting missus. 00:36.369 --> 00:37.737 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% (Caroline exhales) 00:37.737 --> 00:40.106 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% - Christmases here are so dreary. 00:40.106 --> 00:41.775 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% This year, I am resolved (grunts). 00:43.043 --> 00:44.077 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% - Just a little more. 00:46.546 --> 00:48.348 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% - To give a party the likes of which 00:48.348 --> 00:49.949 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% this island has never before seen. 00:49.949 --> 00:50.784 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% (fabric whooshes) 00:50.784 --> 00:51.751 align:left position:40% line:89% size:50% (yowls) 00:51.751 --> 00:53.987 align:left position:10% line:89% size:80% That hurts, that's enough. 00:53.987 --> 00:55.955 align:left position:40% line:89% size:50% (pants) 00:59.759 --> 01:02.328 align:left position:10% line:83% size:80% Didn't this dress used to have buttons on the sleeve? 01:04.230 --> 01:07.200 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% - No, missus. 01:07.200 --> 01:09.602 align:left position:10% line:83% size:80% No, no, that'd be the yellow dress you think of. 01:12.705 --> 01:14.174 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% - No, no, look. 01:14.174 --> 01:15.809 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% Look here at the threads where they were. 01:15.809 --> 01:17.343 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% (July exhales) 01:17.343 --> 01:22.348 align:left position:10% line:83% size:80% - Missus, must be them washer women in the river. 01:23.683 --> 01:25.785 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% Them slapped the dress against the rock 01:25.785 --> 01:26.953 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% and bash it 'til it. - No, no, no, no, no, 01:26.953 --> 01:28.354 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% how many times have I told you not 01:28.354 --> 01:29.622 align:left position:10% line:83% size:80% to let those women anywhere near my dresses? 01:29.622 --> 01:31.257 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% - I did scream and I shout, "Mind the 01:31.257 --> 01:33.059 align:left position:10% line:89% size:80% missus dress," I did tell them. 01:33.059 --> 01:34.227 align:left position:40% line:89% size:50% (sighs) 01:34.227 --> 01:36.129 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% But look, the buttons come loose now, 01:36.129 --> 01:37.397 align:left position:30% line:83% size:60% look. - No, but 01:37.397 --> 01:38.898 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% they were pearl buttons, they were pearl buttons. 01:38.898 --> 01:40.233 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% - It was pearl buttons. 01:40.233 --> 01:42.068 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% (inhales) 01:42.068 --> 01:46.072 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% Well, I fear them pearls be back down 01:46.072 --> 01:50.043 align:left position:20% line:83% size:70% at the bottom of the sea once more. 01:50.043 --> 01:52.078 align:left position:30% line:89% size:60% (birds chirping) 01:52.078 --> 01:55.215 align:left position:20% line:89% size:70% (gentle string music)