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[ Police radio chatter ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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♪♪

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[ Door latch rattles ]

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-You should prepare yourself.

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-Where is it?
-I told him what to expect.

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-Just...show me.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Sighs ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Bloody hell, Ruth,
it's gonna take ages.

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-I told your boss
it was a bad one.

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-It's 3:00.
I'm supposed to be --

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-Curry night. I told them,
"He won't like this.

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It's curry night
at The White Horse."

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-It's on everything.

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Look, it's on curtains,
the bloody clock.

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Who puts a white rug
in a kitchen?

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Did Siegfried move here
after Roy died?

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Jesus, what happened?

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-A woman killed her husband.

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-What with, a combine harvester?

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-Stabbed him 38 times.

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-Why? To piss me off?

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You only need five stabs.
Anything else is showboating.

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-Oh, you'll be all right.
You've got ages.

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-I'm a cleaner. I'm not Jesus.

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The naans come out at 7:00,
and they go stale very quickly.

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I need to be sat down
by 6:30, at the latest.

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-Well, there you go.
Three hours.

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And I'm up there later.
I'll get Mervin

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to keep you a jalfrezi.
-[ Snorts ]

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Do you think
this is a three-hour job?

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I've not looked yet,
but I'd be willing to bet

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there's blood on the ceiling.

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Yep, hello.

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-Oh, and also,
the models need doing.

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They were his pride and joy,
apparently.

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-Why? He's dead.

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Who's gonna care?
His wife who murdered him?

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Or am I being thorough
for a ghost?

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-Oh, you're just grumpy

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'cause you're on a promise
from the tattooed MILF.

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-No, I'm not.
-She'll be waiting for you

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no matter
how late you get there.

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-I'm not seeing her anymore.
-Oh, why not?

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-I think it was 'cause
I realized that everybody calls

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her the tattooed MILF,
even her own mother.

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-She doesn't even have
that many tattoos.

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-You haven't seen her back,
mate.

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It's all anchors
and sea monsters.

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It's like shagging
a treasure map.

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Oh, God, she's even got it
on the pot plants.

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-Oh, well, good luck, Mr. Mop.
See you later hopefully.

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-Right. Right, Wicky.

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Thick curry.
Just think delicious curry.

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♪♪

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♪ The only one I know ♪

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♪ Has come to take me away ♪

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♪ The only one I know ♪

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♪ Is mine when she stitches me ♪

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♪♪

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♪ The only one I see ♪

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♪ Has found an aching in me ♪

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♪ The only one I see ♪

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♪ Has turned her tongue
into me ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Everyone ♪

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[ Squeaking ]

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-Hello, Mr. Policeman?
It's the friendly neighbor.

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[ Muffled music playing ]

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-[ Grunts ]

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-Hello!

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[ Both scream ]

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-Hey!

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How you feeling?

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-[ Sighs ] Yeah.

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I'm a little shaken,
but I'll live.

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Honestly, you're just like
my boy running around

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causing chaos.

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[ Laughs ]
-To be honest with you,

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I was pretty pleased
I kicked that high.

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-Ah, you boys and your karate.

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-[ Sighs ]

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Well, I'd better get on.

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♪♪

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-Yes, dear, I'm just waiting
for my letter.

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-Your...?

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-Well, as I say to my boy,

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what's an apology
without a letter?

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It's like a burp
in the wind, huh?

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[ Laughs ]

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-You want me to write you
an apology letter?

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-Well, the pie
didn't kick itself

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out my hands now, did it, dear?

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-Why not?

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-Well, it came as no surprise
to me

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that Mrs. Bellingham did this.

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Never trust a woman
who doesn't bake.

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I used to bring a pie round
every Tuesday

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for Mr. Bellingham,
and now look.

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-Not all women bake, though,
do they?

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-All women of my generation do.

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It was drummed into us,
and if she's not baking,

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what is she doing?

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-I guess she's
into other things.

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-Exactly what
Myra Hindley said.

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So, you must be policeman.
How exciting.

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-No. I'm here to clean up, so...
-You're a cleaner?

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What did I tell you.
The world is upside down.

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-Crime scene cleaner.
-It needs a woman's touch.

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Now get me a mop,
and I'll do it.

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-Name a stain.
-Pardon?

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-Name a stain that's impossible
to get out.

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-Beetroot on linen.

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-Pectinase.
-What?

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-It's an enzyme which breaks
down pectin,

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a polysaccharide found
in plant cell walls,

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used in conjunction
with hydrogen peroxide

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and a microfiber brush.

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I can get beetroot
out of anything.

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And you know why?

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Because I am a qualified
crime scene cleaner.

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I can get dried blood out of
a white woolen carpet.

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I can remove skull fragments
from velvet.

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So think on.

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♪♪

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Yeah. Firm but fair.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-Hello.

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-Hey!

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-Sorry.
I didn't mean to startle you.

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I let myself in.

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-Has everyone got keys
to this bloody house?

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-Oh, gosh, hope not.

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Um, just me and our
neighbor now I think.

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-It's all right.

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A least you weren't carrying
a pie, I suppose.

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-Oh, no, I don't bake.

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No. It was a source of some
irritation for my husband.

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-Oh. You're the, um...

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Oh, this is --

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-I'm the wife, yes.

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Or I suppose I should say
widow now.

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-[ Laughs ] Yes.
Yes. I suppose you should.

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I was just, um...

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I was just gonna go
and get some, uh, murder.

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-Some?
-Some murder for the stab.

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What am I talking about?
[ Laughs ]

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I was just gonna go and fill
my bucket with blood,

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for the murder stab.

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Water. Water.

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To clean the stab a man murder
walls of all of the blood.

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Water. Water for my bucket!

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So...I'll go and do that,
and then maybe you and I could

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have a nice cup of tea,
couldn't we?

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-I'm afraid I'm going to have
to ask you to stay.

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If you don't mind, awfully.

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-I would be delighted.

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-Okay.

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In the cupboard please.

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-Oh.
-In the cupboard.

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-No, I can't, I'm sorry.

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I'm claustrophobic,
and I can see they've got

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wool coats in there,
and I'm allergic.

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It makes my throat come up
like a puffer fish, seriously.

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-Cupboard.

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-Look, how long are
you gonna be?

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-Just collecting some things,
then I'll be on my way.

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-So, like, 10 minutes,
or are you gonna lock me in

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and then wait for me
to be discovered?

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-Sorry, have you got
somewhere you got to be?

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-Well, yeah.

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-You're being held at gunpoint
by a woman who you know has,

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within the past 48 hours,

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used her husband as a knife
block,

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so do weigh up your answer
to this really carefully.

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What is so important?

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-Well, it's nothing.
I was just...

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I just gonna go
to The White Horse.

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-A pub?
-It's curry night.

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-It's curry night?
-Yeah.

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It's £5, and honestly
considering it's all cooked

08:33.400 --> 08:35.666 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
by a white guy called Mervin,
it is delicious.

08:35.766 --> 08:38.466 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
-What? It's worth
being shot for? [ Laughs ]

08:38.566 --> 08:39.933 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:42.5%
-You should come.

08:40.033 --> 08:41.266 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
It's as many naans
as you can eat.

08:41.366 --> 08:43.200 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:77.5%
And that's a mistake by Mervin.

08:43.300 --> 08:45.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
I had nine last week
before the madras came out.

08:45.600 --> 08:47.300 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
-Okay, so you're refusing
to get in

08:47.400 --> 08:48.766 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
because of Mervin's naans.

08:48.866 --> 08:50.933 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
Let's get this over with.
-Oh. Hey, hey, hey, no.

08:51.033 --> 08:52.500 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
I'll get in, I'll get in.
Lovely.

08:52.600 --> 08:54.200 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35%
It'll be nice.

09:02.433 --> 09:05.433 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
You couldn't ring ahead,
though, could you?

09:05.533 --> 09:08.433 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:67.5%
And ask them if they'll put
some on one side for me?

09:08.533 --> 09:10.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
If you look on Google,
it's The White Horse.

09:10.833 --> 09:13.633 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
Don't go on the website,
because Mervin messed that up.

09:13.733 --> 09:17.766 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
The link just takes you to
an abattoir in Poland.

09:17.866 --> 09:19.133 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
I think it's Poland.

09:19.233 --> 09:22.333 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80%
Either way, the cows look weird.
Hello?

09:22.433 --> 09:25.200 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30%
-Oh, my God.
How dull must your life be?

09:28.200 --> 09:30.000 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
Come with me.

09:30.100 --> 09:38.100 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

09:38.200 --> 09:39.566 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:12.5%
-Sit.

09:43.033 --> 09:45.666 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:27.5%
This church
has a little surprise.

09:45.766 --> 09:47.700 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15%
Smoke?
-Yeah.

09:47.800 --> 09:53.900 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

09:54.000 --> 10:00.066 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

10:00.166 --> 10:01.666 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25%
-[ Sighs ]

10:03.700 --> 10:05.633 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:22.5%
[ Sighs ]

10:05.733 --> 10:08.366 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
First time I've
ever done this in here.

10:08.466 --> 10:10.400 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
He didn't approve of smoking.

10:10.500 --> 10:12.633 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60%
No, of course he didn't.

10:12.733 --> 10:16.100 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75%
That's why I liked hiding them
in his precious little models.

10:16.200 --> 10:19.900 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
That was a minor
act of rebellion.

10:21.633 --> 10:24.500 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
Oh, don't worry. I'll, um --
I'll open the windows.

10:24.600 --> 10:28.466 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
-Oh, it's not that.
It's -- It's all the...

10:28.566 --> 10:30.166 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
-Hm? Oh, yes.

10:30.266 --> 10:32.300 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
I do need to change.

10:32.400 --> 10:35.800 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80%
Don't worry. I have no intention
of hurting you.

10:35.900 --> 10:38.533 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
Mind you, I had no intention
of hurting my husband.

10:38.633 --> 10:41.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
It's funny. I, um...

10:41.100 --> 10:44.000 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
I really don't remember
what happened.

10:44.100 --> 10:46.833 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
-You stabbed him.
38 times.

10:46.933 --> 10:49.266 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
-Goodness me.
I was cross, wasn't I?

10:49.366 --> 10:51.333 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:12.5%
-Yes.
Five would've been plenty.

10:51.433 --> 10:55.133 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:12.5%
-Hmm.
-I mean, do you mind me asking?

10:55.233 --> 10:58.500 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:12.5%
-Hmm?
-What did he do wrong?

10:58.600 --> 11:00.700 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
-He made models.
-No. No.

11:00.800 --> 11:02.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
I mean, why did you kill him?

11:02.300 --> 11:04.733 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
-I know what you meant.
And my answer remains.

11:06.633 --> 11:10.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-I don't understand.
-Have you ever had a paper cut?

11:10.233 --> 11:11.900 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:67.5%
-I don't think I ever have.

11:12.000 --> 11:13.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
But do you know what?
There was a kid I went to school

11:13.833 --> 11:16.233 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
with who used to
give them to himself on purpose.

11:16.333 --> 11:18.566 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
-A cry for help.
-Oh, no, he's just a nutter.

11:18.666 --> 11:21.266 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:67.5%
Last time I saw him, he was
riding round town on a dog.

11:21.366 --> 11:23.900 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55%
-A paper cut is, um...

11:24.000 --> 11:25.366 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
it's small.

11:25.466 --> 11:27.433 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
It doesn't look
life-threatening,

11:27.533 --> 11:30.366 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
but it really hurts.

11:30.466 --> 11:33.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
It bleeds for
a really long time,

11:33.466 --> 11:35.666 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
and that's what
my marriage was like.

11:35.766 --> 11:38.933 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
A tiny paper cut,
after tiny paper cut,

11:39.033 --> 11:43.266 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:75%
until one day, well, I decided
I'd bled enough.

11:43.366 --> 11:44.833 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40%
It was his turn.

11:44.933 --> 11:49.833 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
I believe the final straw was
the reordering of the fridge.

11:49.933 --> 11:51.366 align:start position:45% line:79.33% size:10%
-Eh?
-Yeah.

11:51.466 --> 11:54.200 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
All the bottles
rearranged in height order.

11:54.300 --> 11:56.533 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:62.5%
Sounds silly, doesn't it?

11:56.633 --> 12:01.266 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
But I opened the door,
and suddenly I thought,

12:01.366 --> 12:04.066 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
"I do not want the juice
at the top

12:04.166 --> 12:07.133 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
and the Yakult at the bottom,
and...

12:09.166 --> 12:11.566 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:17.5%
well...
-I know what you mean.

12:11.666 --> 12:14.500 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
My ex, once, she put all
the DVDs in alphabetical order,

12:14.600 --> 12:16.100 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75%
and I ran her over with a van.

12:16.200 --> 12:18.200 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:22.5%
-Did you?
-No.

12:18.300 --> 12:20.133 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
Because I'm not a psychopath.

12:20.233 --> 12:22.200 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55%
-I'm not a psychopath.

12:22.300 --> 12:24.333 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
I'm the treasurer
of the community center.

12:24.433 --> 12:25.800 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:27.5%
-Oh, right.
Well, as long as

12:25.900 --> 12:27.333 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:67.5%
the coffee morning receipts
are in order,

12:27.433 --> 12:29.133 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
who's gonna begrudge you
a little blood bath?

12:29.233 --> 12:30.400 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:17.5%
-I see.

12:32.300 --> 12:34.200 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:22.5%
Upstairs.
-I'm not going in the cupboard.

12:34.300 --> 12:35.600 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25%
-Upstairs.

12:40.366 --> 12:42.166 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
-Right, get in the bathroom.

12:42.266 --> 12:44.200 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:67.5%
-Was that always an option?

12:44.300 --> 12:45.600 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
Well, why did we have
to go through

12:45.700 --> 12:47.000 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
all that cupboard pantomime?

12:47.100 --> 12:49.566 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
-Please. Don't be fooled
by my charming demeanor.

12:49.666 --> 12:52.600 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
I'm on the edge.
I have little time. Get in.

12:57.666 --> 13:05.333 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

13:05.433 --> 13:13.133 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

13:13.233 --> 13:14.800 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25%
-Sausages!

13:16.133 --> 13:18.700 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25%
Hey, psst.

13:18.800 --> 13:21.733 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:37.5%
Hey, kid. Psst.

13:21.833 --> 13:23.600 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
-Mum said I'm not
to talk to you.

13:23.700 --> 13:25.366 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-What? Why?

13:25.466 --> 13:28.233 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
-'Cause you go around kicking
pies out of people's hands.

13:28.333 --> 13:30.266 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
-Kid, I need your help here.

13:35.966 --> 13:38.333 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
Oh, my God.

13:38.433 --> 13:41.333 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
-You got a problem?
-No. No problem.

13:41.433 --> 13:43.733 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:67.5%
Listen, lend me your phone.

13:43.833 --> 13:45.133 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:57.5%
-I haven't got a phone.

13:45.233 --> 13:47.333 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
I don't want square eyes,
thank you very much.

13:47.433 --> 13:49.000 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
-Can you go and ask
your mum if she'll --

13:49.100 --> 13:52.400 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
-Um, Mum's not gonna want to
help you, Mr. pie kicker.

13:52.500 --> 13:54.600 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
-That's what I wanted
to talk to her about.

13:54.700 --> 13:57.566 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
Because of my silly behavior,
I didn't get to taste her pie.

13:57.666 --> 14:00.333 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
-Delicious pies.
-Yeah, yeah, delicious pie.

14:00.433 --> 14:03.400 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
So I was wondering
if she'd give me a second chance

14:03.500 --> 14:05.233 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:62.5%
and bring me another pie?

14:05.333 --> 14:07.000 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
-You'd have to write her
a sorry letter.

14:07.100 --> 14:08.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-She's had a letter.
-Mum!

14:08.933 --> 14:10.066 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60%
-Alright, hey, hey, hey.

14:11.266 --> 14:16.433 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

14:16.533 --> 14:17.633 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
This is all there is.

14:17.733 --> 14:25.500 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

14:25.600 --> 14:33.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

14:33.133 --> 14:35.166 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
This is the best I can do.

14:35.266 --> 14:43.733 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

14:43.833 --> 14:51.366 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

15:01.866 --> 15:03.600 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
-All done?
-Yeah, nearly.

15:03.700 --> 15:05.766 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:77.5%
Um, I need to use the bathroom.

15:05.866 --> 15:07.966 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
-Oh, yeah. Of course.

15:08.066 --> 15:09.166 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
-Where are you going?

15:10.800 --> 15:12.166 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-You said you needed
to use the --

15:12.266 --> 15:14.166 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
-I do. You're gonna have
to stay in here.

15:14.266 --> 15:15.766 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-Of course.

15:15.866 --> 15:17.733 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
Of course you're gonna
make me watch you have a wee.

15:17.833 --> 15:20.966 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
-Turn around.

15:21.066 --> 15:23.000 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
It's not a wee I need,
I'm afraid.

15:23.100 --> 15:26.100 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
-What? No, you can't.

15:26.200 --> 15:27.466 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55%
Not while I'm in here.

15:27.566 --> 15:29.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-What? Are you under
the impression that women don't?

15:29.600 --> 15:32.100 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
-No. I'm perfectly aware
that women do.

15:32.200 --> 15:34.733 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
I just don't want to be
in the room when it comes out.

15:34.833 --> 15:36.233 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
-Well, tough.

15:36.333 --> 15:38.033 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
I have been dancing
to the tune of man for 35 years.

15:38.133 --> 15:40.000 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
If I need to defecate,
you can just damn well

15:40.100 --> 15:41.266 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:57.5%
stand there and listen.

15:41.366 --> 15:43.633 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
-Oh, yeah, good. Good.
You carry on.

15:43.733 --> 15:45.233 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
'Cause this is important,
isn't it?

15:45.333 --> 15:46.800 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
This is like when you won
the vote.

15:46.900 --> 15:49.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
Go on. Poo your way
into history.

15:50.633 --> 15:52.533 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
-[ Flatulating ]
-Oh, for God's sake.

15:52.633 --> 15:55.066 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
-Be quiet.
-Me be quiet?

15:55.166 --> 15:57.566 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-[ Groans ]

15:57.666 --> 16:00.466 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
[ Flatulating ]
-[ Snorts ]

16:00.566 --> 16:03.266 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
[ Flatulating ]
[ Groans ]

16:03.366 --> 16:05.466 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-Have you considered
this might just be gas?

16:05.566 --> 16:07.966 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
-No. I'm constipated.
It's hardly surprising.

16:08.066 --> 16:10.433 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
I've been eating corned beef
in the woods for two nights.

16:10.533 --> 16:12.000 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:47.5%
-That's what it is.

16:13.700 --> 16:14.866 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45%
-Oh, it's no good.

16:14.966 --> 16:16.233 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
It's not gonna come
while you're in here.

16:16.333 --> 16:17.866 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75%
-Well, let me go outside then.

16:17.966 --> 16:19.400 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
I won't run away, I promise.

16:19.500 --> 16:21.700 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
-You will.
-Okay, I will run away.

16:21.800 --> 16:23.533 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30%
But come on!

16:23.633 --> 16:26.500 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
-All right. Stand outside.
Go slowly.

16:26.600 --> 16:28.200 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
But the moment you're
outside, you start talking.

16:28.300 --> 16:30.366 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
If you stop talking for
a second, I'll start shooting.

16:30.466 --> 16:31.533 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15%
-Fine.

16:34.466 --> 16:35.566 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15%
-Talk!

16:35.666 --> 16:38.100 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30%
-What about?
-I don't know. Anything.

16:38.200 --> 16:41.200 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
-All right. There'll be
three types of curry tonight.

16:41.300 --> 16:42.900 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
There'll be a madras
and a jalfrezi.

16:43.000 --> 16:45.466 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
-No. Not about your curry.
I'm bored of your curry.

16:45.566 --> 16:47.866 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
God, your world's so...small.

16:49.133 --> 16:50.333 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:37.5%
-I can't think.

16:50.433 --> 16:52.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-[ Grunts ] Why not?
-I don't know.

16:52.600 --> 16:54.400 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
I suppose it's because
I'm being held at gunpoint

16:54.500 --> 16:56.633 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
by a murderer
who's having a...

16:56.733 --> 16:58.633 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:27.5%
-Sing then.
-Sing what?

16:58.733 --> 17:00.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35%
-I don't know.
It doesn't matter.

17:00.466 --> 17:03.600 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
-Oh, well...What -- Why do --

17:03.700 --> 17:07.000 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
♪ Why do I do
just as you say? ♪

17:07.100 --> 17:10.266 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
♪ Why do I just
give you your way? ♪

17:10.366 --> 17:14.400 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
♪ Why do I sigh?
Why must I try to forget? ♪

17:14.500 --> 17:17.733 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
♪ It must have been something
that lovers call fate ♪

17:17.833 --> 17:21.500 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
♪ That kept me saying
I had to wait ♪

17:21.600 --> 17:23.766 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
♪ I heard them all ♪

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♪ Just couldn't
fall till we met ♪

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♪ It had to be you ♪

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-♪ It had to be you ♪

17:38.500 --> 17:41.133 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55%
-♪ I wandered around ♪

17:41.233 --> 17:43.000 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:42.5%
♪ Finally found ♪

17:43.100 --> 17:47.000 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:42.5%
-♪ Somebody who ♪

17:47.100 --> 17:51.233 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
-♪ Could make me be true ♪

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-♪ Could make be blue ♪

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-♪ And even be glad
just to be sad thinking of you ♪

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♪ Some others I've seen ♪

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-♪ Might never be mean ♪

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-♪ Might never be cross
or try to be boss ♪

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♪ But they wouldn't do ♪

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♪ For nobody else gave me
a thrill ♪

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♪ With all your faults,
I love you still ♪

18:29.733 --> 18:33.366 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
♪ It had to be you,
wonderful you ♪

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♪ It had to be you ♪

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[ Thunder rumbling ]

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[ Toilet flushes ]

18:43.600 --> 18:45.833 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:22.5%
-Success?
-Yes, but I'm afraid

18:45.933 --> 18:47.500 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
you're going to
have to get back in there.

18:47.600 --> 18:50.133 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
-Yeah, that's fine.
It's part of the job.

18:50.233 --> 18:52.433 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
I'm used to odors.
-Yep.

18:57.966 --> 18:59.133 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-[ Sniffs ]

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Yeah.

19:00.533 --> 19:02.466 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:80%
I mean, fair play. That's awful.

19:03.600 --> 19:09.033 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

19:09.133 --> 19:11.966 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:37.5%
-Shh. Be quiet.

19:12.066 --> 19:14.666 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:50%
[ Pounding on door ]

19:16.500 --> 19:18.533 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:55%
I told you to shut up.

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Oh...

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-I though it was weird.

19:23.000 --> 19:24.533 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:77.5%
I thought it was weird that you
stabbed him to death

19:24.633 --> 19:26.900 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
when you had a perfectly good
gun in the house,

19:27.000 --> 19:27.933 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:35%
but this is...

19:28.033 --> 19:30.566 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:77.5%
-One of his stupid models. Yep.

19:30.666 --> 19:32.000 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:40%
-It's very good.

19:32.100 --> 19:34.066 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
-I didn't say he wasn't
good at models.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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-Hello? Hello there.

19:37.666 --> 19:41.500 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
I got your apology.
I have a pie.

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-I don't understand.

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If he was that bad

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for all those years...
-No.

19:47.033 --> 19:48.733 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
-...why didn't you just --
-No, I know.

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I had a chance at pushing him
down a huge flight of stairs

19:51.300 --> 19:53.933 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
a few years ago,
but chickened out last minute.

19:54.033 --> 19:57.533 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
-No. I don't mean
why didn't you kill him sooner.

19:57.633 --> 20:00.000 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
I mean, why didn't you
just leave him?

20:00.100 --> 20:03.433 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:17.5%
-Hello.
I've accepted your apology.

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-Sunk cost fallacy.

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-What?

20:07.800 --> 20:09.766 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
-It's a term I learned
at business school

20:09.866 --> 20:11.800 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:67.5%
when I had my own ambitions

20:11.900 --> 20:14.233 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:42.5%
and before I gave
my life to him.

20:14.333 --> 20:17.100 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
-Well, what does it mean?
-Hello?

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-What's it matter?
It's over now.

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Do what you need to do.

20:23.600 --> 20:25.533 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:42.5%
Anyway [chuckles]

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you wouldn't understand.

20:27.133 --> 20:29.033 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
[ Doorbell rings ]
-Hello?

20:29.133 --> 20:37.866 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

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♪♪

20:40.166 --> 20:41.600 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
[ Screams ]

20:46.833 --> 20:48.233 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20%
-Try me.

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-Can I show you something?

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♪♪

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-Where are we going?

21:04.433 --> 21:05.600 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-Have you ever heard
of the Dolomites?

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-Yes, of course.

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It's where the -- the castle
is with the man, isn't it?

21:10.066 --> 21:14.133 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:77.5%
-Yeah. No. 'Course you haven't.
It's a mountain range in Italy.

21:14.233 --> 21:16.433 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
My grandfather,
he was from the region,

21:16.533 --> 21:17.633 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
and when I was a little girl,

21:17.733 --> 21:20.633 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
he used to tell me tales
of their beauty.

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Crystal clear lakes,
air so pure

21:23.400 --> 21:25.833 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
you'd feel drunk
with every inhalation.

21:25.933 --> 21:30.133 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
Um, around every corner,
a more God like vista.

21:30.233 --> 21:33.600 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:80%
Anyway, in the months leading up
to my 50th birthday,

21:33.700 --> 21:35.366 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60%
I dropped so many hints.

21:35.466 --> 21:38.366 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
My longing to go there,
to breathe in that air.

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I even took Italian lessons,
and...

21:48.233 --> 21:49.500 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:22.5%
-Oh, God.

21:49.600 --> 21:53.633 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

21:53.733 --> 21:55.333 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:12.5%
-Yep.

21:55.433 --> 21:58.133 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:57.5%
[ Train whistle blows ]

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-It took him months.
Barely saw him.

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He'd creep into bed at night.

22:07.700 --> 22:09.333 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
The stench of glue
will haunt me for life.

22:09.433 --> 22:11.233 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
-Well, it's sort of sweet.

22:11.333 --> 22:13.200 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
He remembered
you liked the Dolomites.

22:13.300 --> 22:14.366 align:start position:42.5% line:79.33% size:15%
-What?
-Well, it shows

22:14.466 --> 22:16.166 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
he was listening, doesn't it?

22:16.266 --> 22:18.466 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
Hey, for my mum's birthday
this year, my dad bought her

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a telescope.

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She's registered blind.

22:23.366 --> 22:26.966 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:62.5%
-A lifetime following him
around from model convention

22:27.066 --> 22:29.666 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:52.5%
to miniature railway,
and the one chance

22:29.766 --> 22:33.366 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
that he has to make up
for 35 years of disappointment

22:33.466 --> 22:35.500 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
and take me to the place
of my dreams,

22:35.600 --> 22:39.200 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:75%
and he makes me a model of it.

22:39.300 --> 22:42.566 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
No. This is all about him.

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And, anyway,
I want to live life.

22:45.933 --> 22:47.800 align:start position:20% line:84.67% size:60%
I don't want to stare at

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a mini polystyrene
version of it.

22:51.733 --> 22:55.233 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
-You married a nerd.
Why did you stay with a nerd?

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-Sunk cost fallacy. I told you.

22:57.966 --> 23:00.433 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
If you invest a lifetime
into something,

23:00.533 --> 23:04.333 align:start position:10% line:79.33% size:77.5%
pulling out means that lifetime
meant nothing.

23:04.433 --> 23:06.866 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
-Fine. But why did you
have to stab him?

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-Because I loved him.

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-Okay. Okay.
You're an absolute nut job.

23:13.266 --> 23:14.800 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:17.5%
-Maybe.

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-Well, you're not gonna
get away with it.

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There'll be pictures
of you everywhere.

23:18.933 --> 23:21.566 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
-Oh, I have no intention
of getting away with it.

23:22.933 --> 23:24.833 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
[ Clicks ]
Tea?

23:30.000 --> 23:31.933 align:start position:40% line:84.67% size:20%
Oh. Ahh!

23:34.166 --> 23:35.700 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
-I think you should
turn yourself in.

23:35.800 --> 23:37.366 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
-Oh, I agree.
-You do?

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-Oh, yes. Fortnum?

23:40.266 --> 23:42.366 align:start position:42.5% line:84.67% size:15%
-Yeah.

23:42.466 --> 23:44.833 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
-I mean, I could put a pretty
strong argument together

23:44.933 --> 23:47.066 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45%
for why I cracked.

23:47.166 --> 23:49.566 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
But, no, that's not
my intention.

23:49.666 --> 23:55.433 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:67.5%
I committed an awful crime,
and I must pay the price.

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-Right. So what's with
all the packing then?

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Are they having pool parties
in prison now?

24:00.100 --> 24:05.166 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
-Well...since he died,
I feel amazing.

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And I see beauty everywhere.
I feel reborn.

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So, no, I must go to prison.
I know I must.

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But before that...

24:14.300 --> 24:16.666 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:22.5%
[ Sighs ]
Well, I had wanted to go there.

24:16.766 --> 24:18.333 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
-To go where?

24:18.433 --> 24:19.833 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-Dolomites.

24:21.100 --> 24:24.066 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:77.5%
I wanted to breathe in that air

24:24.166 --> 24:26.600 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:60%
and swim in those waters
and feel for once,

24:26.700 --> 24:29.600 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
just once,
I wanted to feel alive.

24:29.700 --> 24:34.033 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
In the moment. No past.
No future. Just alive.

24:34.133 --> 24:38.066 align:start position:10% line:84.67% size:77.5%
Just two weeks of pure freedom.

24:38.166 --> 24:41.566 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
Cold gelato, dry white wine,

24:41.666 --> 24:45.833 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:32.5%
eating lemons
directly off the tree.

24:45.933 --> 24:48.166 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:22.5%
-Oh, yes.

24:48.266 --> 24:50.966 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
That does sound good.

24:51.066 --> 24:53.700 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
Apart from the bit
about eating lemons.

24:53.800 --> 24:55.866 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35%
-Come with me.
-What?

24:55.966 --> 24:57.233 align:start position:32.5% line:79.33% size:35%
-Come with me.
-Oh, you're...

24:57.333 --> 24:58.633 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
-Crazy. Yeah. I know.

24:58.733 --> 25:00.366 align:start position:22.5% line:79.33% size:55%
-Why would you want me
to come with you?

25:00.466 --> 25:03.466 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
-Oh, don't flatter yourself.
You're not my type.

25:03.566 --> 25:06.800 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:67.5%
Your life is going nowhere.
You're a single 50-year-old man.

25:06.900 --> 25:09.866 align:start position:35% line:79.33% size:30%
No children.
With a job he tolerates at best.

25:09.966 --> 25:11.533 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:62.5%
-I'm very good at my job.

25:11.633 --> 25:14.833 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
I'm actually seeing
a tattooed MILF, so...

25:14.933 --> 25:17.433 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30%
Oh. Oh, God.

25:17.533 --> 25:21.433 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
-Tell me one thing you've got
to look forward to? Just one.

25:21.533 --> 25:23.566 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
-Me and the lads
are gonna see Slack Sabbath.

25:23.666 --> 25:24.933 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:37.5%
-Black Sabbath?

25:25.033 --> 25:29.333 align:start position:20% line:79.33% size:57.5%
-No, they're like them,
but they're fat.

25:29.433 --> 25:32.866 align:start position:22.5% line:84.67% size:52.5%
-Live. Live for once.

25:35.000 --> 25:36.600 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:27.5%
-All right.

25:36.700 --> 25:37.966 align:start position:30% line:84.67% size:37.5%
I will. Sod it.

25:38.066 --> 25:40.000 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:20%
-Really?
-Yeah. Why not?

25:40.100 --> 25:41.366 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
The tattooed MILF will keep.

25:41.466 --> 25:43.500 align:start position:35% line:84.67% size:30%
-Oh, my God!

25:43.600 --> 25:46.400 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
Oh, my God. Um, I'll just get
the rest of my things.

25:46.500 --> 25:48.166 align:start position:12.5% line:84.67% size:72.5%
Um, you'll need some clothes.

25:48.266 --> 25:49.666 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:50%
Shall I drop you off
at your place?

25:49.766 --> 25:51.066 align:start position:25% line:84.67% size:47.5%
-We'll take my van.

25:51.166 --> 25:52.600 align:start position:25% line:79.33% size:47.5%
They won't have put
a port check on that yet.

25:52.700 --> 25:55.600 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:37.5%
-Good thinking.
Hope you like vino bianco.

25:55.700 --> 25:57.833 align:start position:37.5% line:79.33% size:25%
[ Laughs ]
-I'm more of a beer man.

25:57.933 --> 26:00.433 align:start position:15% line:79.33% size:70%
But those continental lagers
are delicious!

26:00.533 --> 26:07.900 align:start position:47.5% line:10% size:5%
♪♪

26:08.000 --> 26:12.066 align:start position:17.5% line:79.33% size:65%
-I'm ready. I hope we find
somewhere where we can dance.

26:12.166 --> 26:13.566 align:start position:27.5% line:84.67% size:45%
-I'm sure we will.

26:13.666 --> 26:15.266 align:start position:17.5% line:84.67% size:65%
-I bought this for myself.

26:15.366 --> 26:16.800 align:start position:15% line:84.67% size:70%
Never even showed it to him.

26:16.900 --> 26:18.433 align:start position:37.5% line:84.67% size:25%
[ Laughs ]

26:18.533 --> 26:20.033 align:start position:32.5% line:84.67% size:32.5%
-It's lovely.

26:20.133 --> 26:21.600 align:start position:27.5% line:79.33% size:45%
-Wait till you see
when it's on.

26:21.700 --> 26:23.533 align:start position:30% line:79.33% size:40%
It's lamé, so it
catches the light.

26:23.633 --> 26:26.666 align:start position:40% line:79.33% size:17.5%
-Fancy.
-Isn't it? [ Laughs ]

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-Listen, we've got to get going.

26:28.166 --> 26:29.933 align:start position:12.5% line:79.33% size:72.5%
The sooner we're on the road,
the safer it is.

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-Yeah. Sheila, by the way.

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-Eh?
-My name.

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♪♪

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-♪ It had to be you ♪

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-Stop!
-Get down!

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[ Officers shouting ]

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♪♪

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-♪ I wandered around,
and I finally found ♪

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♪ The somebody who ♪

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♪ Could make me be true ♪

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♪ And could make me be blue ♪

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♪ And even be glad ♪

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♪ Just to be sad ♪

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-[ Sighs ]
-♪ Thinking of you ♪

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♪ Some others I've seen ♪

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♪ Might never be mean ♪

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♪ Might never be cross ♪

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♪ Or try to be boss ♪

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♪ But they wouldn't do ♪